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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 1.

I'm going to have to fire this dice bot right away. These rolls are horrendous....

Are you wondering why the Dice of Destiny has smite thee?????

It's because sir..... I may be a pirate... but I am also....a LADY!!!! LOL the dicebot has frowned upon your shameful words to the gentler gender!!!

I'll roll the dice... but i think I'm already dead because the cruel-hearted @doctorcrypto first put a knife deep into my bosom when he left me standing at the bar (yep - pretty much never gonna live that one down). and second - twisted the knife when his roll was higher than mine.

but ill roll again??? @lordnigel - no idea what happens when i am challenged from the grave.... i'll let you sort it out! hahha

Jeezuz! I was an hour late.
My times were mixed up... I thought the show was later.

NOoooo....

an hour late. an hour of me.... pining and crying.... wondering if maybe a hurricane had taken hold of yer ship.

wondering if some blackguard had run ye through with his sword.

wondering if ye be passed out drunk in the gutter somewhere while a ne'er do well did take advantage of ye!

but no. just lost track of the time!!!!!!!!

(LOLOLOLOL how long shall i make ye pay???)

It was a long day.

Sorry I missed it.

ahhhhhhhhhh i s'pose yer forgiven ;)

though it was pretty fun playing the dejected damsel. hehehe

fine fine fine.... forgiveness abounds! ;)

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 4.

Nice 2 boss points to dreemsteem.

In this IBT you can't die (just make no boss points if lose), can fight all players once only though.

Arghh! Now I sound like a pirate after getting stabbed!

Actually almost 1for1... But rolling snake eyes does suck!