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HA HHA oh BURN! He'll feel that, lol.

Don't be fooled, I'm an asshole. This whole loving father thing is a facade for my passive aggressive rein of terror.

I think you should unload on him now while the honeymoon phase is fresh cause after too long he'll start being a total twat. Haha true story.

He is a lovable twat that I have so kindly allowed to be my very best friend.