When the NWO (Nice World Order) arrives, all the statues of Italian Devil, Christopher Columbus will be torn down. In their place, we will erect statues to that tireless hero Albert Gore. Any and all South Park episodes referring to Manbearpig or with appearances by Al Gore will be destroyed. Most of us won't have the electricity to watch South Park in our eco-friendly double-wide huts, Hut to hut searches will be conducted none the less.
You see, Al Gore giveth the internet thus Al Gore can taketh it away. The internet and much more, pleb.
Yea, Al Gore may have the personality of a wet noodle but we are just lowly minnows and whales who think reading both sides of the Global Warming argument can make it go away. Did you not hear the tale of how The Great Gore bested his accuser who had the gall to question Gore as to why Mars was warming as well? Well? Gore responded, boomingly that Mars was closer to the Sun. If you troglodytes can't accept that, you will be put in re-education camps.
Lastly, if you hot shots thought you were going to get away with not seeing "An Inconvienent Sequel," Al Gore has Witnesses in his pocket. He has access to the block chain. Your accounts will be deducted, not just for the regular movie. No. For 3D.
