I Was Asked To Join the Illuminati On Instagram and Here's What Happened

in #conspiracy7 years ago (edited)
Allseing

 Yep. The title is to be believed. I was followed by an account called "Illuminati.World666", and of course, I followed them back. I then checked out their account and saw what I expected, hooded robes, expensive cars, and pyramid imagery.  It was Illuminati enough for me. Then, as if put forth by a power higher than myself, I got a message from the account asking yours truly to become a member! Now, I know what you're thinking "WOW! WHAT AN HONOR!", but I was a bit skeptical. 

What follows are screenshots from the (REAL) conversation I had with someone trying to enlist me into the Illuminati: 


illum1 illum2 illum3 illum4 illum5 illum6 illum7 illum8 So what do you guys make of it? Should I talk to The Grandmaster? Think I could play some cheap-ish rounds of golf with Donny Osmond with Allison Pill on my arm? Sounds pretty tempting......
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thanks again for the upvote on my video posted it 30min ago and I thought I did something wrong because there were no views or anything on it! thanks again!!!

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The golf membership is tempting

Hey @derekheid that is funny and the reason why i came here is I see your vote on my last post but it carried no weight which means even though I am new im sharp enough to see that a lot of new people are doing this wrong and maybe they are here sol with no help or advice so I have a genuine invite for you. Check my profile send me a friend request and come join in with the vision I see for this platform. i wont pay you thousands but when we join forces it will be a great journey ahead. come on over bro thanks for seeing my post and liking it you know the one about been a diamond and we aint talking no illuminati diamond thing here you hear what im saying right. :)

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