Hello Steemians and welcome back to my blog page, today I will be starting off a competition series which will be based on quirky, funny, thought provoking, insightful, sad, happy etc. contributions from you guys, not only will you get to enjoy the fun of participating and sharing your stories, there is also 5 STEEMS UP FOR GRABS! – that’s right, the winner (s) get 5 STEEMS! [first prize 3 Steems, 2 runners up 1 Steem each], please read on to find out how to participate, the rules, etc...
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How it works:
Here is how it works, I will come up with a topic or a line and ask you to expand on it, (please read the rules section carefully so that you are clear on exactly how this works), so, without further ado, here is today’s opening line:
“a funny thing happened to me on my way to ........”
So, you take that line as an opening line and build on it.
The Rules:
• Keep it short, your entry should be no more than 100 words, this is so that people do not find it too tasking to read.
• Upvote this post – the prizes are going to be given from my own pocket for the first 2 competitions, but going forward I would like the competition to generate its own pot and this is where your upvotes would help, the bigger the pot the bigger the prizes that we are able to give out in the future so please, remember, remember to upvote.
• Resteem – resteeming is one of the key rules of this competition, resteeming is a key criteria for participating.
How the winners will be picked:
• The winners will not be decided by me, they will be decided by you guys, if you read a entry that you particularly like then just type the word “vote” in the comment section of that entry, you do not have to upvote the entry, (upvote the competition though) just type the word “vote” in the comment section. That’s all.
Transparency:
• The winner of the competition will emerge at the end of the 7 days run, as soon as the competition closes I shall be sending the winners winnings to their wallet, once this has been done I shall be leaving a comment in the comments section to say that it has been done.
*******Caution*************
Strict rules will be applied, especially rules pertaining to upvoting and resteeming, if these rules are not observed then you will automatically be disqualified and the first runner up will get the prize.
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A funny thing happened to me on the way to school today. I don't know if to call it funny or embarrassing. As I hurriedly went to school, I noticed a lot of persons staring and smiling at me sheepishly. I wondered why. I knew I wasn't so pretty as I hadn't applied any makeup on. As I turned back, I saw a mad man pointing and running towards me. Without thinking, I started running for my dear life. As I ran, I tripped and fell heavily. He caught up with me and said "the back zipper on your skirt is open and take, your wig fell off while you were running". Oh my God! I was really embarrassed. And it was one of those days when I don't put on any underwears..meanwhile the inscription on my shirt read "I'M SEXY AND I LIKE IT". No wonder those people were staring and smiling.
I was even madder than the mad man!
very good, very witty ... but poor you though ... lol .... u get a vote from me .... dont forget to resteem though! ..... rules rules! lol :)
Lol.. Thanks! I've already resteemed.
Clever! I like the cut of your jib.
dont forget to resteem ...ruuuuules! :)
That Opened ZIpper thing happened to me :D :D :D hahaha
what opened ZIpper thing, im intrigued .... tell us more! ....lol ....... dont forget to resteem though ...ruuuuules! :)
lol you need a @underpants
..get it?. .. . . xD sorry
Yeah..I got you..lol
A funny thing happened to me on my way to a church conference trip. I dashed out of the house without crosschecking what i had in my bag cos i was late for the trip. On the way, pastor asked me to give him my bible cos his bible is in his luggage, i handed my bible over to him only for him to say " Sister Faith, you just gave me a romance novel not a bible". I was quite embarrased, it was then i remembered my bible's cover and novel cover is same
oooooooooooops! .......... lol ....... oh sister Faith, nuaghty naughty, lol.... u get a vote from me! :) ..... hope you remembered to upvote and resteem ................. ruuuuules! :)
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hahahahahaha..i can imaging the feeling @ that moment...
Lol, i had a rush of adrenaline.... I was quite embarrased, the members were just laughing . Had to get another bible, expenses not planned for.
Wonderful u dashe outta the house ! Lols
Lol,i dashed out oh.
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A funny thing happen to me on my way to work last week Saturday. As usual I hurried to work knowing if I don’t I’ll probably be late again, but something seems off; My neighborhood who always leave for work earlier than me seems to be unprepared and surprisingly waving at me. As I drive happily down Lagos Island-bridge (which is quite famous for traffic), I notice I’m the only one driving down the lane at that moment I tremble in fear. I stepped down from my car, cross to the other lane to ask a group of men what seems to be wrong, They laughed and said today is Environmental Saturday. ( meaning no movement till 10am)
good good ... vote from me ..... dont forget to upvote and resteeem though, so that you done get disqualified ....................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
Done
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A funny thing happened on my way to my car the other week. I was at the shopping center strolling through the car park walking to my car and pressing the button to unlock it. It's a bit old and dicky and sometimes I need to use the house key to get the button to work because my fingers are so fat. Anyway I was pressing the button for what seemed like ages when a lady said excuse me, walked past me and got in the car after it finally opened. My car was three spaces down :/
lol ....hahaha ..... dont worry bud .... itshappened to us all ......... you get a vote from me ...... dont forget to resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
Resteem was done straight away :) Thanks for the vote
@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on my way to the market today, as i was robbed . The robbers where so hungry that i was stripped off my clothes, and i was left to return home with my boxers and singlets on. What a sad and funny experience that was for me as my phone was also stolen . I was also accompanied by the robbers home to collect the charger of my phone. I have sworn not to use any expensive phone again. Lol.
that is truly sad ..... you get a vote from me ... dont forget to resteem though ...ruuuuules! :)
A funny thing happened to me on my way to our hospital's locker room. We had this tiny "changing room" where we can wear our scrub suits. So I saw my crush from another school (whom I don't know his name yet) entered this room. While I was waiting for him to get out so I can change my suit, I was asking some of my group mates for his name. They said they don't know. Finally, he got out from that room and he said "I'm DONE", and as happy as I was, I pinched my girl friend and said "He is DAN! His name is DAN!" Then I got a huge poke from my friend saying "You crazy girl! He's done changing his scrub suit!" I was laughin so hard because of embarrassment.
hospital humour ..... funny ................ you get a vote from me ...... dont forget to resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
Haha yep. I already did.
@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on the way to college was that I thought mostly about submitting my assignments to teacher that I had done without sleeping up to late night and the after reaching college I realized that it was Sunday.
lol, good one, hope you remembered to resteem ....... upvote from me :)
@cryptogrind I did
@cryptogrind So, your vote is for me? 😁 Lol
everyone gets a vote from me ;)
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Nicee post
@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on my way to work. I accidentally locked my key-card in the car and lent a friend the car for the day. Had to work in another office.
good good, upvote from me ..... hope you remembered to resteem .... rules u know lol :)
Thanks for your encouragement
A funny thing happened to me on the way to my friend's place. i saw this pretty lady, We've been following the same path since i met her, she was at the front while i'm at the back, she just kept on following the direction i was going to, so i kept following her as if we were going to the same place, i didn't notice when she took another route, i just kept on following her like mother-hen and it's chick.. before i knew it, i've followed her for about 2km..
stalker alert! ..... lol ... you get a vote from me ...... dont forget to resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
A funny thing happened to me today, i was on my way to the college, as i saw this skinny beatiful, model-like lady. shinnig under the sun. Though she is light skinned, as a boss, i drove towards her. Talked like a matured man, and she accepted to visit my house. Yeah!Today, we both got home by 6:00 pm. we had sex, when i was going for the fourth she shouted suddenly, i though she has reached her climax, but "the terrible" is knocking the door, while i'm ignorant. 20 mins later, i discovered she has fainted.....but the most painful part is, her hand is also broken. Now i'm in a state of dillemma as she is alive already, but begging me to continue......i'm chasing her away right now, because im not ready to be jailed, I'm still enjoying my life at Steemit, but she keep on begging me she wanna tstay for a night. please advice me. can she wait for a night or i pay her bills. My head is still hot....liked and resteemed
hmmmmmm ............... im not getting involved with this
@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on my way to calmed mentally. I strolled past a glistening tree, which bore a sign stating, "free!" Well, what could this mean? A free tree?, or its leaves of green?, or something still yet unseen? I stood a moment and pondered, these questions that be, 'till I gave it an answer specific to me. And strolled on with free calm mentality.
Upvoted & resteemed. And followed 'cause I like what your doing!
scratching my head .... errrrmmm ... ok .... u get a vote from me anyway! :)
i will join.i hope to win
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the ceremony where I would receive my Purple Heart. The forecast said it would be nice, shockingly, it was wrong. I arrived early and there was a sudden gust of wind. A strawberry came in like a P51 Mustang and left a welt in the shape of a heart right on my chest. No one would ever believe me.
lol ... nature .... what can u do huh??..... you get a vote from me ...... dont forget to resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
A funny thing happened to me on the way to destroying the world. It started off as any regular morning. Powering up the generators. Checking the capacitors. Tuning the vortex dismantling calibrations. You know, normal stuff. I left the house to go for one final walk before hatching my master plan, and 5 minutes in, the weirdest thing happened. I was abducted by aliens. Not those scary looking ones from the James Cameron movie. Not even those silly android looking ones with the big heads. These aliens were beautiful. Captain Kirk would have been proud. They probed me until they couldn't probe any more, and strangely enough, I liked it. Once they finished their experiments, they beamed me back into my secret lab, where I had second thoughts about global destruction. The next time you see a silver flash in the sky, make sure to wave and say "Thanks, beautiful aliens". Thanks indeed.
lol ...haha ... u weirdo! :)...................you get a vote from me ...... dont forget to resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
I think I resteemed. Click the little right angle arrow thing in the bottom right corner right? I did that, still getting used to Steemit though. I'm a newb, so hopefully that was right.
A funny thing happened to me on the way to work was before i got up from the my bed, I was terrified and screaming, I saw a scary lady stranger by the mirror opposite my bed, staring at me. I was screaming and hurriedly ran to the bathroom. As i hurriedly ran, I tripped over and got a sprain. It was Ouch! ......
To realize only when i was in the shower that i was the scary stranger lady in the mirror. Haha.
It was because, i was still half asleep when i got up from my bed with all my hairs and different directions. I went to work aching the whole day.
Thank you.
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Yes i did ☺
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A funny thing happened to me on my way to my Grandma's house, I remembered she was dead.... Creepy right?
lol ..... u weirdo! you get a vote from me ............dont forget to upvote % resteem though! ........................ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
Lol i wont forget, you shouldnt also..
the time I home from the garden me to drive a motorcycle Vario.then I stopped at a gas station that it is not far from the plantation me.after filling Motor fuel and soon rushed crossing point out, I suddenly in hit a smile a beautiful girl who is also riding a bike in front of me.instantly immediately my heart touched and reply directly to smile to muttered in the heart it has never been I met a smile as beautiful as this.I was leaning and raised gas and add gisi vehicles and passed go to leave the gas station that at the time to be silent witness smile beautiful happy day me along the way home to the House.
beautiful story, next time try and get the girl's number .........................dont forget to resteem this post, ..................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)
A funny thing happened to me today while I was on my way to work. It's very early in the morning and I'm all suited up with my navy blue jeans when suddenly I notice a group of rowdy youth shouting and surging towards me. Naturally, I turned and started running in front of them. A fee seconds later a police car brakes in front of me and two policemen swarm out of the car with handcuffs.
"Sir you are under arrest for obstructing the peace of this town, any words you say from now on will be used against you in a court of law..."
A thin sweat breaks on my forehead.
just from that i can already guess that u r American, it is against the law to be black in your country, to quote the word of ur leader, "sad", ...... you get a big vote from me, dont forget to resteem though ................ ruuuuuules! :)
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A funny thing happened to me on my way to the market, I met one of my crazy teachers back then in high school. He is a popular drunk and he kept screaming my name on the road, telling everyone that cared to listen that I was his student until i paid his bike fare and bought him a drink.
wow, lol ......... he chanced u small there sha .... hahaha .... u get a vote from me, dont forget to resteem though! .............. ruuuules! :)
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