Mix in equal parts salt, bitterness, sarcasm, then cover it over with a layer of something that looks like humor

Oh! hohohohoho. That style of exhuberant & voluptuous post's cooking is exactly the one I like the most. :)

In fact, I've written plenty of recipes with these same fundamental ingredients you are highlighting in your comment. If you dare to click on that previous green text, you'll find one of those ancient recipes I shared here on steemit around a year ago.

Oh! and by the way, this recipe is so old that "The Mix Of Hot, Smoky, Crispy, Saucy Herbs and Mind Blowing Stuff" already expired. So, after reading the whole instructions and thangs there, if you don't wanna miss the main condiment. You must click here to recreate again the entire chef magic & sybaritic inspiration without guilt. }:)