As you can see the classic type I already had is not so huge as some I use to see, but was a good size that could still fit under the kitchen sink or somewhere the like.

Funny! certainly don't want to cook with it ....LOL.... Maybe don't keep it where other spray cans are kept.... or stick something weird to the top of the cap so you never grab the wrong one.

Yes.... you remember right, Dad was in the fire service. I also think he would approve.