I like comments, but not commenting. Can you please leave me some comments? Even random comments will do. Thank you!
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8 years ago in #commentsectioncomments by thedevil (-1)(1)
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I like comments, but not commenting. Can you please leave me some comments? Even random comments will do. Thank you!
Hi
Do you like beans?
Are you a ham sandwich?
Do you pass by a passerby?
Can you smell your nose?
Do you igloo, bro?
Do you comment, bro?
I feel like I'm talking to myself....this is weird...
Do you ever get the feeling that you're talking to yourself?
...I know I sure do :)
Welp, I'm kinda getting bored here...so,...
Oh, do you like to play chess?
The silent type, are we?
It told me just last night that it would like to marry me.
...I respectfully declined.
It's been giving me the silent-treatment ever since :(
That's OK. I can live with that.
All that I know is that I'm happy.
...and that's really the only thing that matters to me :)
...well, that, and my pet rock.
...it speaks to me, you know?
I'm not yanking your chain, here.
What I can't live without is your love ;)
....yes, I will sit for hours, talking to myself.
You heard me correctly.
Why do I do it?
...I don't know. I'm certain that nobody knows.
Perhaps I'm insane. Perhaps the world is insane and I'm one of the few sane ones.
Do you love me? Please, respond to this question, if you ever respond...please make it this one time. Please?
Alright. I think I see what's going on here. Let me try this out.
There was a young man named doug.
Everybody in town thought that he was a thug.
He wasn't, though, but he did have an ugly mug.
I like to sip coffee with my tea.
I like to sit down when I pee.
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck were over for dinner?
I've eaten like 2 tons of pastries in the last 2 decades.
You can bag and tag it, cuz that's a fact, jack.
I'm locked and loaded and ready to go!
I like to shout things out, especially when it rains outside.
I once slipped on a roll of toilet paper. It hurt my back when I fell.
I like to rhyme things with "snow".
I mostly like things that I like.
Other than those things, I mostly don't like too much.
I had some wonderful cheese the other day. I can't remember the name of it, but it was darn good.
I can't stand the texture of cottage cheese, but the flavor ain't too bad.
I once broke my finger playing basketball with my friends, way back in my school days.
You guys are straight crazy!
Mind if I join?
Thanks ;)
I knew you guys were cool all along.
Now I can be one of the cool kids, like I've always wanted to be.
I can stay up late and party all night.
I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.
I can eat icecream for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner.
I can jump on my bed.
I can pull the curtains off of my walls.
I can skip on brushing my teeth for the night.
I can make people ring the doorbell or knock on the door several times before I answer it.
Wanna know why?
Cuz I'm cool. That's why.