Old lady boards a plane and sits next to a young gentleman.
Upon taking off the young man sneezes. She leans over to say god bless you and swears she sees him pull his dick out, wipe off the tip and put it back in his pants.
She assumes she imagined it as nobody would be so foul.
About 10min later he sneezes again. She looks again faster this time and sure enough he pulls his dick out, wipes off the tip and sticks it back in his pants.
Now she's upset, she's old, this is just disgusting.
10 min later he sneezes again.
She looks immediately and sure enough it happens again. She loses her god dammed mind.
"What's wrong with you? You dammed pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Whoa lady" the man replies
"I'm really sorry, but I have a very serious medical condition. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Oh my poor dear" she says. "I'm so sorry. I had no way of knowing. Are you taking anything for it?"
He quickly responds "Yeah bitch......pepper"
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LOL
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t. :P
lol that's like the mathematician joke:
"I heard chances of there being a bomb on a plane is 1 in a million, so I decided to bring my own bomb on a place. What are the chances of there being 2 bombs on the same plane?"
hahaha funny!
how do you make holy water?
you boil the hell out of it !