Read and enjoyed!
Proof of reading (at my most pedantic, because I couldn't find any mistakes at first reading):
"Pissed": Pissed off in proper UK English. Pissed means drunk, no matter what they say in the colonies.
"It is wise listening": It is wise to listen (I think.)
In the "colony" of Canada too, we say both "pissed" and "pissed off" to mean angry.
And "pissed" also mean drunk, as in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. Wiktionary
Being a legitimate Englishman, I do concur with this statement.
OK, case closed. The text has been updated to: pissed off.
I better be on the safe side. Can't alcoshame these ingenious house deities.
Drunk little deities would be bacchuli. I made that up.
And a good word it is. The God of wine doesn't seem to have any smaller versions of himself, until now! Just like Totoro have smaller versions of himself.