Hello Steemit Fun Seekers,
When ur wife see ur new girl friend.. she'll become ur ex-gf.. :)
Nominations: @lordvader, @smsulaiman
Contest Round: 30
Entry: 1
Special Thank To Judges: @acolucky, @buttcoins, @profanereviews, @dollarsandsense, @doomsdaychassis, @arseniclullaby, @improv, @ange.nkuru, @diebitch
Link: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-30
Hi yourballs,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
You shouldn't parade your new gf in front of your wife, it's not healthy
Posted using Partiko Android
Reminds me of that joke about how you need a woman who can cook, a woman who is beautiful, a woman who earns plenty of money, and for these three women to never ever meet.
Or something like that XD
I'll never forgive that black woman. #blondlivesmatter
you should never have the 2 of them in the same area code.