Comedy Open Mic Round 25 - Motherchod edition

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

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Not a day goes by where I don't regret running a blacklist and trying to prevent spam, plagiarism, and scams. It would be so much easier to just run my bid bot and go afk at the beach or something.

Maintaining a blacklist is a ton and results in a lot of harassment. I have had threats, bounties put on my head, and harassment, this one was fairly comical.

@anupbose was blacklisted ages ago for plagiarism and copypasta. I don't even remember the first post that triggered this, but he has been on the list for a while. Every so often he will come on Discord and ask to be removed and talk shit, but nothing to the extremes he went to today.

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Once we got the siring out of the way, it's on to the insults.

Now at this point, I have yet to say anything, and I'm wondering wtf is a spam mom? But I'm realizing at this point, this guy fucks or he wants me to think so.

At this point, I had to give him my favorite gif that is very fitting in these situations.


There isn't really much else to say, there is no point in wasting my time and has already sent me 30+ messages in the past.

Now, at this point, I'm pretty damn impressed. I had to actually look up Vainglory if it was an actual word, it is! This dude not only fucks, he is like a thesaurus.

At this point, I remembered this 6-minute video of a baby crying that is frequently used in social engineering to weaken a target to have sympathy for you and devolve information they shouldn't. I was hoping he would spend 6-minutes listening to it, I like to think he did.

For good measure, I mentioned "make sure to watch until the end" to tickle his curiosity. At this point, I have posted a gif, a YouTube video, and mentioned to watch till the end. I went back to playing some Fortnite with my son when shit got real. If you were wondering why this is the motherchod edition, well you don't have to wonder anymore. He put his big boy pants on and got out the big insults.

Now if this wasn't legendary already, he just took it to the next level.



He actually went ahead and posted the conversation in an attempt to discredit me, a conversation which is mostly him throwing vile insults.

He spent a little time talking about fucking my mom and that I "make my steemit life bored". I blocked him for a bit, but this was just too fascinating to ignore.

I tried to change the conversation, and reflect on the awesome banana pancakes I had the other day. @crimsonclad can likely relate. (I had a lot of fun with that bit on SteemSpeak the other day).

Apparently, he was my dad this whole time. This is kind of awkward as my father just died and we cremated him.

There is no question his post was going to get flagged, but went ahead and resteemed it so others could get a few laughs or at least a cringe or two.

You would think saying he fucked my kids would have been cringe enough, he had to throw a few insults in for good measure.

And he isn't done.



I'm going to nominate @anupbose and @meno for next week. Surely they could come up with something funnier than this.




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You know a trace can be ran to find out the address right? They did it to a gamer in Eve Online. Let me be clear I pose no threat, the money I have involved is to small. As a fellow father with kids, if you are receiving threats I hope you have protected yourself from this (as I assume you have)

I don't know who's who but it reminded me of this


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First thing, sorry for your loss, i can't even begin to think how it feels like losing a father... It must be awful, i can't even begin to think how i would live without mine...

Still, what this whole thing reminds me off:

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(I had to do it) (And yes, that is his actual face, i actually went to all the trouble just for a meme :P)

And just to add, some of his comments were boarderline pedo-like

Bwahahah......he threw a high heel shoes at you!

I too had to look up Vainglory. Who says we can't learn something from a spammer? I guess today I did, but I don't think that vainglory could possibly be ones downfall. I take much pride in myself and my achievements so I think your vainglory will be your upbringing :P

This guy is pretty gross. I just looked up what a motherchod was (thanks Urban Dictionary lol). I could call myself a MF because my wife is a mom, but I can't call myself a motherchod because my wife isn't my mom.

What gets me is after apparently knowing that you're the motherchod, he still wants to put his wiener in your mom too.

(Don't get me wrong, I don't think you're a motherchod)

Thanks for the laughs....sir :P

Marky: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge insults?
Morpheus: No, Marky. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

I wonder how he remains calm. I might just break down and lose it if people talked to me like that.

I decided a long time ago that if I didn't laugh at the nonsense that goes on I would be crying.

Trolls and rude people are everywhere. The best way to combat cyberbullying like this is to ignore it. Some people have so shame when they hide behind a keyboard.

There's always the mute/ignore button.

Simple advice but still very effective.

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But I'm realizing at this point, this guy fucks or he wants me to think so.

He fucks a lot reading all of his fuck statements. He may need some sex counseling.

The only problem i had with his "fucking around" was when he put kids in the middle of it... thats crossing a line that no person should cross

Scum has no problem crossing a line. I would question him in real life acting and saying what he has.

No person would dare to say the things he did in real life... the age of the internet, where every skinny ass no balls kid can come and say whatever he wants and troll everyone without worrying of getting his ass whooped, don't know if it is a good thing or not... i guess being so long on the internet actually enabled me to not give a fudge about certain comments in real life

I'm still sure he is a piece of shit in real life too, he may not openly run his mouth but that changes little.

I sense that he is not totally fulfilled with his lot in steemit...

He does have god on his side, though..... and one that advocates rape and pedophilia as well!
A strange god....

You really have your hands full managing disgruntled self righteous fellows as this guy... He obviously refuses to see the harm he is doing... Well very matured treatment you dished out to him... I hope he takes the cue from it.
silence is the better answer for a fool

Holy crap....lol dude is out of control...

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I don't have a contest running.

Did you mean Comedy Open Mic contest?
If so then clickey.
If not, then...what the heck, still join it lulz.

Wow... That was awkward.

Damn that dude lost his mind ... Respect that you can remain that calm when he's saying these nasty things..

sorry for your loss by the way!

Your dad needs to go to boot camp so a drill instructor can learn him some English and proper insults.
Apparently in his part of the world "dog eater" is the mic drop of insults.

I suspect that's a local thing, it's probably like Swinehunt in German which means "pig dog" but apparently is a big insult to Germans. I learned that years ago in German class in High School. May not even be true.

Visited urban dictionary.
Pronounced "shvine-hoond." German for "pig-dog." A vile insult in Germany, it has come to enjoy a modicum of popularity in the U.S., in either it's original German form, or translated to English
Schweinhund! I piss on your grandmother's grave!
Also urban dictionary....
A derogatory word used to describe people of Asian decent, as they are widely rumored to eat stray dogs.
"That fuckin' dog eater can't drive for shit!!"

Soooo he ended his rant by calling you Asian?

well er the motherchod means the same thing as mofo in hindi. I would block the guy just for the language he's using

Hello @themarkymark sir. After 3 months I am again apologizing you for my misappropraite behaviour for plagiarism. I had messaged you in discord 3 months ago and several times but I received no response from you. I had been on blacklist for since 5 months. I did nothing beside plagiarizing photos. And what I know is that probably I read some author post ( I didn't know his name now. I really didn't care during that time). He mentioned that he was submitting that namelist to @buildawhale for using bid bots for a shit post. I also used it for a shit meme post but it was just 12$. Now I admit it- "I am guilty of plagiarising and misusing a bid bots."

Now I realized my mistake and I felt ashamed for it. I am sorry that my mistake let you down and this community. I am ready for anything you would tell me to do to get out of that blacklist. I have been writing original content since the time I have been on that blacklist. I was new and unaware about such activities last time. Now I have completely realized it and felt guilty for my past mistakes. Fortunately, it was your comment that inspired and motivated me to fight plagiarism and spamming. Ever since then, I had been dedicating 6-8 hours per day fighting plagiarism and spamming working with @steemcleaners. Now they had promoted me to Reporter. If you don't believe me, you can check my wallet and see rewards @steemcleaners has given me. Its about 5 months I have started working with them. I am feeling very much difficulty now thinking that I am a reporter and I am on your blacklist for my behaviour. One who is fighting plagiarism now was a plagiarist and spammer before. You too may feel awkward hearing this. But please consider me for the very first and last time. It won't be happening the next time. If I am guilty again, I am ready to be in your permanent blacklist all the time.

I had caught many great plagiarist with high reputation with a huge payout, had their post downvoted and reputation decreased to below 25 by @steemcleaners. I might remember few names but @steemcleaners has all the history. I had always been fighting to those who is trying to rape the reward pool and degrading the quality of this community. Sir, I just want to be out from your blacklist. Please, I hope for a positive response from you. Thank you.

I messaged you in discord to take look into this user and add him inyour blacklist too. This user had been using bid bots for this unappropriate post. You can check for his other blog.

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Thank you so much @themarkymark sir :)

very bad. it was just like popular tube channel's comment area. sorry captain.🙏

Jessuussss.. I apologize on behalf of Indians across the earth !!

oh wait ..I checked his account ..he is from Bangladesh...

still.. I feel bad that you had to put up with his shit...

That guy seems mentally ill. A sound person cannot use such abusive language. His language is not fit to be pardoned. This type of psychopaths should be put behind bars. I appreciate your efforts dear.

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You should know that he is your father, You should respect him, this is his weird way to give you love, Insulting you.

fuck your vainglory motherchod! LOL

Oh my god, I am not sure if this is a comedy open mic, I'd be hectic and stressed. I'm rather chill and noone here and still gets a reasonable amount of spam, requests. But when they get into "troll" well there is where you must stop reasoning with them. Like someone is newbie here (I've never copied pasted not even from my own website, I do the other way around, I write on steemit now and after the week I move it to my blog) but still if someone newbie would come and would "misbehave" and correct if told, things can be talked, but trolls...
don't feel the trolls
don't even with banana pancakes

btw. I wanna banana pancakes!

Now I'm tempted to come hang out in your discord just to enjoy the brilliant entertainment. I mean – motherchod, vainglory and a whole lotta fuckery. Doesn't get much more amusing than that! LOL!

Broken English insults are the best haha

Now I have to go google vainglory. It sounds intense.

Ok, I confess, that was an interesting read. I guess what you're saying is, my stories might be in trouble when it comes to winning. Next time, I need pictures and GIFs. Advice taken! Tim