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RE: 10+ New Chuck Norris Steemit Jokes [Click Or Get Kicked] Comedy Open Mic Week 27 - Entry #1

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago (edited)

Well, it's a good thing that Chuck Norris is not currently into BDSM. No one could handle even one of the 50 Shades Of Chuck. ;)

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     6 years ago (edited) 

    Well, the thing about Chuck Norris is that he has so much restraint, nothing can tempt him besides wanting to bring justice to wrongdoers. And damsels in distress.

    And raisin bagels with strawberry flavored cream cheese. But I digress...

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     6 years ago  

    Was this an accidental poem?

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     6 years ago  

    Um...yes. It....ahem...was INDEED meant to be a poem. Yes. That's right. And Chuck Norris wrote it. With my own hand.