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LMAO. Look at you acting all He-Man. Your false bravado is so cute. Your wife obviously doesn't read your posts.

Little hint; I don't play for that team so women don't scare me like they do you. They flock to me like fruit flies because I'm so fabulous.

Looks behind left shoulder ..... Looks behind right shoulder ..... ( No wife to be seen ) ........ I run this household ... I 'm da ma......... Dink* .. ..

Hi, this is @rentmoney wife, he is having some technical difficulties and won't be able to post for the unseen future. I am sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Hi @rentmoney 's wife. If you need an alibi or help destroying evidence, let me know