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We should ask your wife if she smells anything funny

I think it would be easier for me to ask yours since she is lying right next to me. Your wife makes lovely pancakes.

#KING

That's most likely your stalker in bed with you right now since I'm not nor have I ever been married. See what happens when you put your junk where it's not supposed to go.

You may want to watch the movie "Fatal Attraction" and if you have any pets, you may want to temporarily re-home them. Just saying 🙄

It's Ok bro, I know its hard to admit that your a cuck. I won't tell anyone.

LMAO. Look at you acting all He-Man. Your false bravado is so cute. Your wife obviously doesn't read your posts.

Little hint; I don't play for that team so women don't scare me like they do you. They flock to me like fruit flies because I'm so fabulous.

Looks behind left shoulder ..... Looks behind right shoulder ..... ( No wife to be seen ) ........ I run this household ... I 'm da ma......... Dink* .. ..

Hi, this is @rentmoney wife, he is having some technical difficulties and won't be able to post for the unseen future. I am sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Hi @rentmoney 's wife. If you need an alibi or help destroying evidence, let me know