Welcome to comedyopenmic @hitmeasap,

You submitted a funny and intriguing original story. The first few comedy posts I made here were also about Steemit and interactions with spammers, but the conversation you shared was unique and contained a startling punchline.

This is the first time you ever met the person. Can you imagine having the same conversation at a bus stop with maybe a beggar?

In brief:

Beggar: "Hello I'm not like other beggars. I just want to be your friend."

Man: "That's feasibly impossible."

Beggar: "You never know. Maybe I can help you stop masturbating."

I've been stopped with this one:

"Do you know God is a woman? I can show you."