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RE: 10+ New Chuck Norris Steemit Jokes [Click Or Get Kicked] Comedy Open Mic Week 27 - Entry #1

Oh yes! Chuck Norris is so rich, he doesn't even carry a wallet. All he has to do is wink whenever he wants to pay for something, and it's simply paid for.

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Depending on who Chuck Norris winks at, he might get a lot more than he bargained for.

Ha ha! Well, I saw him wink at you yesterday...how did that go?

Anyone who thought he was winking at them instead semi-spontaneously exploded in excitement. I don't know how you're still here. I wasn't hurt because I know that nobody can directly look Chuck in the eyes, let alone handle a wink...

Oh, it's true. I get winked at by him ALL the livelong day. But see, I have a special wink-bot that defends against his powerful winkage. Or rather, it prepares for them by anticipating the powerful energy surge before the wink actually happens, and the bot surrounds me with a wink-resistant force field within a nano second, just in time to protect against all calamities.

It's pretty cool I'll send you the wink link.....here

Cooool

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Chuck Norris is so cool, he doesn't even need a refrigerator. He simply walks by something and it's chilled to perfection.

Haha. Cool Chuck Norris fact. I'll chill on trying to reply.

Lol

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Be careful. Chuck Norris LOLs in the face of danger. He ROFLs in the face of danger. And spam. He LOLs and ROFLs at Spam. Especially spam that LOLs....