Comedyopenmic round-7 2nd entry #Shampoo fact πŸ˜‰

in #comedyopenmic β€’ 7 years ago

After my first entry in round-7 many people responded there, thank you guys. @dj123 told me to take 2nd entry again So, i'm gonna write something quick instantly, yet i don't have any idea what i'm gonna writing πŸ˜€

#####: Grandma shouting loudly, and she was screaming too much cause she fall down on the bathrooms floor slip by some strange liquid !!!
Then she asked her grandson, "tell me bitch why did you spread the shit on the floor ?"

Grandson : Hey you listen old gun😠 ! That wasn't shit. That was the shampoo i used for my hair πŸ˜’

Grandma: wtf !!! are you fucking serious junky ???
Did you forget, who you are ? You should better know that using shampoo specially for you quiet impossible and useless ???
So, don't lie junky 😑

Now ask me ?? why grandma said that using shampoo is quiet impossible and useless for his grandson ???

Because his grandson was ..............

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**Mr Worldwide aka Pitbull **πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Don't forget his ever hairless bright head πŸ˜‰

Hope you understood the twist and enjoyed 😊


Let me know your opinion in the comment box .Thanks to @comedyopenmic for arranging the contest , i wish good luck to it's all participant and supporters .

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@ned will be disappointed in you

Why ?? Can you explain this ?

Don't worry, holy's just aggrandizing.

Hahahahahhaha seriously πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A suggestion that may help you improve. If your punchline will be a picture, put another picture before it so people don't see your punchline as a thumbnail for the post.

I was thinking about same, but thanks for mentioning , next time i will do as you say .
Thank you !

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