Hi all beautiful and hilarious people this my first entry in comedy open mic round-7.
I know i'm not funny So, if you don't like my story and feel uneasy for that then i will say sorry in advance.
I'm writing this instantly from my virtual fantasy : )
First of all i want to thanks @dj123 ❤️️ cause @dj123 invited me and gave me inspiration to join here.
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A police officer was handsome and young too. But unluckily he was single. One day during his duty he found a hot a supa hot pretty lady was crossing the road. After watching her officer was overheated ! and his reaction was like " I want to try that hot-dog with extra sauces :)"Then he decided to convince her by throwing some pick up lines. 😜 Though he didn't try this before so, he was little bit nervous . He start to motivating himself by saying "come on my wildy boy, make some heat and let's do this"
He started calling the lady from behind >>> " hey HOT GUN... stop ! You're under arrest "
Lady: wtf !!! Why you're arresting me ??
Officer's pickup line : " If being too much hot is a crime then you're the criminal on that top list "
Don't you know that hot saucey ? because of you global warming raising day by day !! even my every body parts are sweating :)
Now according to the shitty law you have to stay at my home, till the temperature get down !
Come on hottie let's move at home don't make me sweating anymore here :)
blah blah blah blah ..........................................
After some time that officer was admitted at hospital cause of heart attack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now ask me WHY ?
Because the whole conclusion from that lady was............
A big thanks to @comedyopenmic for arranging such a great open mic place. I want to specially thanks to all people who gave donation for this and supporting this.
So, here was my first story, let me know your opinion about the stroy in the comment section :)
So we have Dj to thank for your entry.
It's a good thing you listened to dj. they know what they're talking about.
yeah @dj123 such a good person, funny and hilarious too . I really now fall in love with your community and i spend my facebooking time here i stopped using that . All over all beautiful people here bless up , stay together and keep laughing till you die 😁
If we had a Steem for every time @dj123 inspired a "hot, cruel, and sad" story, we'd be doing this on the moon right now.
Funny entry. Welcome to this contest.
based on your observations @vangolucky and with Steem prices so beaten up, that deejay fella probably has to start posting soon or something
Thank you : )
Seems like the natural conclusion
Yes cause natural things are always pure .😜
Damn that's a lot of lesbo moves
hahahahhaha maybe yes.
Hey buddy, funny entry! Welcome to Comedy Open Mic!
That cave bit in the GIF cracked me up. lol
Hahahaha oh really. Btw thanks for reading 😊
No problem, hope to see you joining in the future rounds too!
Yes i will 😊
You had my upvote at.
Thanks for your support 😊
lol, that's a twist there somewhere in your story, i'll find it soon
👍👍- welcome to COM @jayed007, this is a good first entry, it's insane that it still sounds PG13 with no mentioned of strap on, handcuffs, and some serious frisking
hey jayjay....now i really want to see your 2nd entry for round 7, make it happen ok!
Thanks for your opinion, bless up 😍I will take entry definately , especially for you @dj123 .