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RE: Rice Goes on the Inside of a Sushi Roll You Deranged Lunatic - Comedy Open Mic Round 28

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

I seem to have this great habit of remembering to come visit your blog only at time after you post.
We're in Sync, but without the dancing. Although if you're up for it, happy to take a spin.

Hey,
Hace some legal thing and would greatly appreciate some input... If you know what I mean wink

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If you mean a sex thing, I’m there!

If you mean legal advice, I don’t think you’d be wanting that from a poor jungle avocado farmer.

But I could always pass it along to this attorney I know in Juarez and see if he can help you, assuming he hasn’t had his head cut off yet.

Oh sweet, i love jungle avacadoes. They're the lawyers of the all jungle varieties. And as a bonus very phallic when you lick them sexual as the avacadoness glistens like a bratwurst at a beer festival.

Fun fact: jungle avacadoes have the skin on the inside and farmers are said to derive great sexual power from using them as suppositories.