I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.

Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!

but everything has a price, am'right?

SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?

.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....

BOBBER BLACK CHILD, OLD

The title is exactly what the tag says.
You can justify this purchase to your friends any way you like.
Yes, the head bobbles.
No, I would not advise putting it on display in your car.
But how much is this priceless piece of controversy worth?

.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....

WHO NEEDS PANTS WHEN YOU HAVE A HAT

For those who decide that their home decor is missing some underage genitalia.
This could be wrong on multiple levels, or most importantly, just right for that person you don't like.
For those who are wondering, there were plenty of items that were so blatantly racist that I didn't think having them on display on my profile would be a wise decision.
Who knows, maybe these can still be passed off as interesting art.
But, my savvy shoppers, only you know what they are worth to you.

Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!

These are the prices for last week’s items:

@kaigo is closest to the price of the first item with his guess of $14.00. He was also only $1 off from the price of the second item, but
@profanereviews was the first to be $1 off.
Both of you win 2 SBI, great guesses!

Here are some other contests being run by excellent Steemians
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
Did I miss yours? Mention this one, and the favor will be returned?

I nominate @justnyz and @lildebbiecakes to be funny this week =)