Comedy Open Mic - Round 6

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Hi All,

Welcome to the sixth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here

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Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 4am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @dandesign86 and @dj123 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 5.
  • This week @diebitch and @take5 will share control over the @comedyopenmic account to upvote and comment on contestant's entries.

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 20Steem
    • A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 2Steem.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • If your entry is a Dtube stand-up of yourself and you take out either people's champion or Court Jester, a judge will upvote 1 of your posts 100% every day for 7 days.
  • Entrants who resteem the Contest announcement or other people's entries will ensure a higher vote

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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

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Sponsors

Donations

A big thank you to @take5, @dj123, and @bitfiend who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 132SBD , @dj123 - 112SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 42 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 10SBD + 10.899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 1SBD

Delegations

@idikuci - 2000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP.

If anybody would like to be a sponsor, please send any Steem/SBD to @comedyopenmic or if you would like to delegate SP to our upvote account @comedyopenmic we would be greatly appreciative. All upvotes will go to contestants, building the @comedyopenmic account and thanking the judges, curators and sponsors. Even 5 or 10 SP will make a big difference. If you would like to delegate but are unsure of how to do it, come meet us on discord and we can teach you.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comment or post please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

@comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @acolucky, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend.

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 5 and the start of Round 6 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Plagiarism

If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

Please note that all future Comedy Open Mic Announcements will come from the official account @comedyopenmic. Please follow this account.

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good luck everyone

Thank you for the support, Traf, really appreciate it. When will you grace us with one of your funny posts?

thanks traffilicious, why you nice to all of us.......don't worry we'll keep tickling your big blue balls ok?

Yay another round!!

Double yay

Help us out. Upvote the post so we can keep giving out prizes

You deserve 100 % upvote and resteem.

Thanks, but really @comedyopenmic deserves it.


Your contest was added to Steemit Contest Compilation for current week (19.03-25.03)

Thank you.

Thanks for the offer to be a judge! Lots of good laughs last week! I expect more laughs this week!

Thanks for your funny entries.

Keep up the awesome curation.

I vote for everybody to upvote @diebitch!

:P

daem how do i get my own pot smoking shill?

I vote everyone roast her.

Ok, I missed round 5, but I'm coming back for this round...just need to get my ass out there and find a few good folk to nominate.

Not really sure my content is exactly appropriate for an "open mic" contest, but whatever, this is fun :) Will post up my pop music review and see how things go! Many thanks to @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @acolucky, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend for all of your hard work in building community here on Steemit!! Upvoted and much love...

everything funny is appropriate. the open mic idea is just that everyone can have a go. If you go through the tag there are a lot of different people doing vastly different things and all of them making us laugh.

Keep it going, All the best for the coming rounds too

Rolls drum!

The entrants are getting better and more creative with each round lol. I am so outclassed here, but I am still having a damned good time!! Upped and resteemed

Don't be like that, we know you're a classy broad.

What's important is to keep posting and upvoting and laughing.

LOL I'm not down on myself...just constantly amazed at the ingenuity and depth of the comedians here. I thoroughly enjoy myself and am not going anywhere...so don't get your hopes up Idi!!

Oh, and while I have you here...can you post the link to the discord channel pretty please??

Click on "discord channel" in post ^^

doh thank you!!

WOW 6 weeks, it's amazing :D

That has to be one the most terrifying pictures I have ever seen ... I have clown phobia and Trump as clown just noo ...NOOOOOOOOO

you think that's bad, our discord is worse.

nothing is worse than the visual of Trumpclown ...

haha this is place for you to let you fears down then!

WOOP WOOP PARTY GNARLY , who stabbed me with a fork?

welcome to COM @penderis, come join us in discord https://discord.gg/E8MeMUx

What are his rules still like Round 5 ,?
Or there is an additional 'must K.O in Round 1'
If not K.O, is considered defeated.
Hehehehe

The rules have been updated, thanks.

thanks graygray....come join us in discord https://discord.gg/E8MeMUx

Smiles

You're welcome

Heading over now

what a good contest for my bad jokes jajaajaj @comedyopenmic

bad jokes are all welcomed here! COM is for the talented and the students and the appreciators....it's for everyone basically!

We all enjoy a good bad joke.

I will take advantage of it, friend hahaha @idikuci

here is my entry for the contest, thank you for your hardworking!

CumKee!!!!

hello, it's me :)

Thank you for voting me! i hope keep doing it in the next weeks https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rafartista/comedy-openmic-round-6-academy-english#comments

thank you for making an entry.....you know how awkward it is to go up to strangers in the streets and ask them to make you laugh for internet money?

i will be back as soon as possible.
very good sponsors (y).

Your donations really help smooth the contest.

@take5, @dj123, and @bitfiend are very generous in contributing additional funds for prizes.

@att-yodith - 10SBD + 10,899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @DeDDD - 5SBD, @DJ123 - 112SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 42 SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 1SBD

Delegation
@idikuci - 2000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossible - 250SP.
sorry i can not donate.
I keep supporting and I'm still in the competition.

Thank you for your entry

I had a ton of fun working on my entry, and here it is: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@tinypaleokitchen/hobbies-for-masochists-comedy-open-mic-round-6

Thanks so much for hosting this!

Welcome, I hope you enjoy the contest.

Thanks for your entry :)