Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. In fact, this week, a mud fight almost broke out between the lady judges but in the end, they decided it will be more fun to throw the mud at @dj123 instead. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the collective word for judges) of judges brawling, by all means, stop to take photos. Thank you to all the contestants who put in entries in round 14, we hope you had as much fun creating the entries as we did laughing at the great posts. Every week we get new people joining and the bigger we grow the better it becomes, so go out and tell your friends. As we grow bigger, we will increase the rewards.
Thank you to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us
People's Champion – 1 SBD
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This week Linnyplant Rose to the occasion and said what was on everyone's minds. This week's People's Champion is:
@linnyplant:
Rewriting Titanic’s Ending - ComedyOpenMic Round 14
Court Jester - 45SBD
Nominations for Court jester this week were:
For once, the judges’ decisions were unanimous, all agreeing on the one entry that made them laugh the HARDest.
The ComedyOpenMic Court Jester for round 14 is:
@carlgnash: The Ballad of Jack and Bobby - Original Song - PROBABLY NSFW - Comedy Open Mic Round 14
Punchy's Top 10 list - 40 SBD (4 SBD each)
The top 10 in order or preference are:
- @blewitt: The Time Natalie Portman Laughed At Me - Comedy Open Mic Round #14
- @groovatti: Cat Apology (ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry)
- @amirtheawesome1: My Sex Life by Dr.Suess - Comedyopenmic Round 14 Entry 1
- @markangeltrueman: Some Things That You Need to Know About Having Kids
- @beograd: Second World Problems (Comedy Open Mic Round #14)
- @bobaphet: Dr.Phet's 3rd Eye Activation Surgery - My entry into Round #14 of @comedyopenmic
- @mineopoly: Telepathit Social Network of the Future (Comedy Open Mic 14)
- @mourningnoodles: Vacancy (A not so comedic, comedyopenmic round #14 - entry # 1 - submission)
- @sk43: Adventures in Cabin Rental: Comedy Open Mic Round 14
- @themadgoat: Comedy Open Mic Contest Round 14: Entry #1. Famous People's Embarrassing Relatives
Lucky Door Prize - 10SBD (2SBD each)
The lucky door prize this week goes to 5 lucky contestants who have great promise.
Lucky door prize winners:
- @doomsdaychassis: Comedy open mic. Round 14 : Ask a woman anything and bathroom humor
- @mr-chuckles: Why I love Sports - Comedy Open Mic Round 14
- @warpedpoetic: COMEDY OPENMIC ROUND 14 | THE RANDOM RANT OF A DISTURBED MIND
- @jonsnoww: Comedy open Mic Round #14 - "The Escape" by @jonsnoww
- @armiaaceh: Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Silly stupid
Bonus Prizes – 9SBD (1SBD each)
- @belemo: If I ever Meet Jesus: Comedyopenmic 14 first Entry
- @dreemsteem: The best reason to work out - Comedy Open Mic Round #14
- @hispeedimagins: Steem wars - First contact - Qluegnishea (also for Comedy open mic round 14)
- @lillywilton: Comedy OpenMic Round 14 - Terrible Snacks I "Made" While High and Alone: A Culinary Chronicle
- @walkingkeys: Who Is Hotter Test? A Public Service Announcement (Comedy Open Mic Round 14)
- @negativer: Steemwars - Part 5 - Starship Twerkers [COM Rd 14]
- @atikajayboy: I'm (Comedy Open Mic Round 14 entry #1)
- @barski: Hunting stories - chapter one - The beginning of the road and in jokes and in earnest - ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry
- @chineyes: Inside A Woman's Purse--Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Entry
Best Video Award (5SBD Each)
Our Video Judge @carlgnash has spoken; this week's winning videos, in no particular order:
- @raj808: Art is Life - Comedy Art Appreciation - Comedy Open Mic Round 14
- @bobaphet: Dr.Phet's 3rd Eye Activation Surgery - My entry into Round #14 of @comedyopenmic
- @jonsnoww: Comedy open Mic Round #14 - "The Escape" by @jonsnoww
Other Honorable Mentions:
- @armiaaceh: Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Silly stupid
- @davidpompeii: The Funny Friday Sports Dump for May 18 2018
- @kevinli: Join Comedy Open Mic Today! 🤡| COMEDY SKIT
If you guys would like to come along and say "Hi" to the judges or get tips on improving or just chat with other contestants we have opened up a ComedyOpenMic discord channel. Don't be shy, come say "hi".
Round 15 is now under way so remember to put in your entries, upvote our contestants and share the laughs all over steemit and beyond!!
Over 14 weeks we have managed to give away 951.01 SBD and 270 Steem (current value of >$2,650USD, at time of posting). So don't forget to keep upvoting @comedyopenmic when you see it. The more upvotes we get, the more we will give away.
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
i had two buckets of mud and two ladies ready to rumble......it was so close to happening...almost daemit!
next timee keep a ladle on stand by just in case.
I'm thankful to have the opportunity to continue comedyopenmic each week. I'm really thankful for the judges who put in their time to curate all these posts.
Each week it gets more and more difficult to decide who will win. This just means our contestants are getting even more funny. I believe everyone who entered is a winner.
By the way I found the judges in the barrel on Saturday night. They look very calm. I think this is after @take5 bought them all drinks. They deserved it.
I expect this week to be an even bigger fiasco but honestly I have no idea what to do.
lol we need one that can fit 8 judges now
it's ok, you can sit on someone's lap.
I think it is us that should be buying @take5 drinks. A lot of them.
I'll take 5, thank you.
Hey @mineopoly, I left you a message in discord. Check it out and let me know whether you're up for judging. Thanks
Hey @mineopoly. You’re moving up the food chain! Congrats on being up there. 🙂
Thanks @beeyou. I've been there once before and don't except to get much higher than this. How are you doing?
Congratulations to all the winners, and a big thank you to all participants!
Woweee!! Unanimous Jester! Shout out to @amirtheawesome1 for the sweet, touching lyrics. Y'all are never going to get me to shut up about penis now :) I love everyone involved in Comedy Open Mic - this is the most fun I have had with a Steem community yet :) - Jester Gnashster
Congratulations to the winners and follow the successes
Mega thank you for the honor! I love this place!
Congrats to everyone. Now that i know the secret to success is singing into a dildo , i just have to learn how to sing. :)
you can also use an eggplant
It is going to be hard to sing with my mouth watering though.
lol
Oh please do not do so. I don’t want that scene stamped into my brain.
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Congratulations to all the winners and very well deserved and the entries have all been funny and witty and at times disturbing.
I went for disturbing and a few of the judges retinas are never the same after that hahahaha so it was all worth it!!
I have grown to love and appreciate the humor of my fellow COMs until we start throwing ape poo hahaha
haha...we're all glad to have you in this insane community, the more the madness, the madder the mayhem!
Hey Mave, happy to see you here. Didn’t know you hang out for the COM crew now.
Hey Beeyou yes it has been my 2nd entry and it has been fun so far but it seems I have injured several judges with my last entry haha.
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i called it first. steem blockchain is my witness.
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yeah, that pretty much confirms it, i think you finally found your community
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Na, just enter again. Two entries per person and you must nominate two others per entry.
Nobody liked my stand up grand finale??? sigh
just keep trying hippie, the quality and number of entries are going up, gotta keep raising the bar
....pss...or bribe the judges with bananas and strip-teases!
LOL I'm soon going to be uploading my entry for this weeks 15. I busted out the AR-15 this time going all out.
I'm in the lucky door!!! hahaha thanks Guys!!!!! for all support me xD . . i love you everyone!!!.. The winter is coming xD
you're also in Best Comedy Videos!
hehehehehe yeaaah!!!!! jejejeje vegetables rules!!!
Congrats to everyone. Now that i know the secret to success is singing into a dildo , i just have to learn how to sing. :)
Congrats to all the winners! :)
Congratulations on people's champion, @linnyplant. Looking forward to another entry from you.
Thanks @take5! It’s been a fabulous experience, I’m glad I took part. :)
To anyone interested, @carrieallen and her husband @chisroberts acted out the script on their regular STEEMSTAR AFTER DARK comedy sketch show. They were hilariously talented and I was so flattered they brought the scene to life. You can watch the whole show via this link, or if you’re an impatient soul, you can skip to the 11 min mark. :) But the show is worth the watch, if only to see the talented couple in action and what they’re about. They’re always looking for funny scripts to feature on their show.
https://steemit.com/steemstarnetwork/@carrieallen/steemstar-after-dark-e5-show-archive-may-25-2018
Thank you for the link, @linnyplant. I'm watching the whole thing now.
Congrats on the titanic story @linnyplant. I love happy endings. 🙂
Oh, in that case I must follow you closely! I’m all about happy endings. :)
Congratz to all the winners !!!
Both honored and proud to be one of the winners in @carlgnash video contest. I hoped that the post about the almighty Klein wasn't too blue... or pretentious 😉 Cheers for the giggles always @comedyopenmic. This really is the best contest on steemit.
Jesus would be proud of my entry
Batman too would be proud of mine
But I'm batman
I'm Batman
Jesus was way cool.
You have to smoke with him sometime
Congrats everyone. Big ups to this community. Let's keep stoking the embers while belemo strokes his bambers.
what a fun round! Happy to have been able to help ! And thank you for the laughs ! Throws bacon at the judges
Thank you for helping out, @pechichemena. Really appreciate your
baconhelp.THx @comedyopenmic for allowing me to participate. I’ll be back. Now that @carlgnash gave me the bug (not like that), I’ll be thinking of which ridiculous story to tell next. Congrats to all involved!!!
congrats blewitt, now go upvote COM fully, show some love back to the community so we can keep raising prizes and grow our disruptive community!
I will be doing just that.
Don't worry. There's a whole room for his cock, we won't judge you
Fine. I need to see a doctor....
thanks comedyopenmic, my best contest so far.
Congratulations to all the winners. Big electrifying hug?
Thanks judges and congrats to @carlgnash and all the winners! The quality of the comedy keeps escalating, let's keep this party rolling!
you know it groovy!
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hi meep, good to see you again!
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meep to you too!
congrats to all the winners and especially to @mineopoly I am really thankful to him for encouraging me to attempt comedy in the midst of all this great talent. I am humbled
it is a great contest..
I am also interested to this..
welcome to COM @jarin, it's an easy contest to entry, just post an original comedy, nominate 2 people anyone will do since you're new to Steemit, tag the post #comedyopenmic and Add this to the Title of your post "Comedy Open Mic Round 15":
Rules are here: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules
Round 15 Post: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-15
Most welcome @comedyopenmic
Wow really amazing funny.
I like this steemit.
hey @kretorkk... go upvote with your 0.003 SP, form some good Steemit habits, else i'll will flag you for spamming or worst go block every single one of your gentlebot upvotes
Hello! What can I do to enter the contest?
read the rules here: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules
Congratulations to the winners, well-deserved.
@comedyopenmic who won the meme competition you ran a couple of weeks ago? Did I miss the announcement? https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/cz7oy-comedy-open-mic-meme-contest-sbd-and-upvote-give-away
Sorry, we do have winners just haven't had time to announce them yet. Will do so soon.
@idikuci completely understandable. My feed is so chaotic and noisy sometimes I feel like I miss out on announcements for things like this, so thought I would ask incase I just missed the announcement. LEGENDS.