Stupid Questions 123

English actress Olivia Cooke, the “Donkey Punch”, “Dutch Treat” and the “Duct Tape Trick” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is maybe the last bunch, boys and girls:

Why do some people call defecating “pinching a loaf”? Who drops one so big it resembles even a meatloaf let alone a loaf of bread?

When you masturbate, do you use both hands?

Did you ever let anyone spank you and pretend not to like it when you really did like it?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys really STILL not quite understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Jimmy Jam Mayer asked: “If a guy has a foot fetish and he cheats on his wife does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?”

Have you ever watched “Jerry Springer” and thought to yourself: “I’d rather masturbate than have sex with that!”?

Sexy Sheila contributed this one: “Why are there so many women archaeologists?
(Because women love digging up the past.)”

Deanna wants to know: “[Did] anyone else grow up in a house where a sigh was considered ‘talking back’?”

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

Is it possible to be weird as f*ck and still be adorable?

Would you sniff and suck a strange woman’s toes if she told you it turned her on?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Apparently not since you can’t let it die.)

“Is She Really Going Out With Him?” (It’s an oldie but a goodie)

“Who Needs Sleep?” ( I will, baby if you do your job right.)

“Where Is This Dream Of Your Youth?” (It got lost along the way, I guess.)

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