Stupid Questions 120

in #comedy5 years ago

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American singer and actress Jayden Bartels “Couch Bombing” and “Coyote” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is perhaps the last bunch, guys and gals:

th.jpgHave you heard about the new special men's hygiene deodorant? It’s called “Umpire.”
(It’s for men with foul balls.)

Actual question from an actual Sex Ed. Class: “How does the dick grow?”

trans-discrimination-1.jpgDo you know why God made man first?
(He said God didn't want anyone looking over His shoulder.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys really STILL not get? (In Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

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My youngest son's mom was in the master bathroom this morning sitting on the toilet and eating Tasty-Kakes. Anyone think that is an abomination?

Being a prolific writer the women I know often accuse me of being too single-minded. I ask them: If men can't focus on two things at once, then why do women have two boobs?

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

When someone is driving too slowly in front of you and only using one arm to steer does that make you even madder?

AHow_does_the_dick_grow_465_361_int.jpgAnother actual question from an actual Sex Ed. Class: “Why does the pussy have a whole (sic)?”

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Could be since this just might finally be the last edition of the series. . . for awhile at least.)

“How Long?” (I’ll behave since this one is by an indie artist.)

“Who’s Crying Now?” (Not I, I assure you.)

“Do You Love Me?” (Yeah, I know you do. . . or you heard good things and are gonna tell me you do just so you can have your way with me.)

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