Our Grumpy Aubergine Love
By The Invisible Man
A Love Song For Fonda

This one's for you Ms Dix!

My love for you is like the most grumpy aubergine,
Your face reminds me of intelligent spiders,
Together, we are like roast dinner and olive oil.

Oh darling Fonda,
My grumpy aubergine,
My intelligent pepper,
The perfect companion to my roast dinner soul.

Strawberries are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like airplane museums,
But not as much as I love smiling with you!

Oh darling Fonda,
Your eyebrows are like down to earth rakes on a winter day,
You're like the most smart solicitor to ever walk Devon.

Your intelligent spider face,
Your olive oil soul,
Your down to earth eyebrows,
Your smart solicitor being...

How could I look at another when our grumpy aubergine love is so strong?

I love you Ms Dix!

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman