Winding Up Germans... in Germany

in #comedy8 years ago

Whenever I'm in Germany I always have to make inappropriate comments or Jokes.


Even though It's been done to death, and it's obvious... I have to do it. I just can't help myself.


I was on the train to Stuttgart the other day... and every time a ticket inspector passed me I'd throw him one of these lines: 


"Hey.... Does your Boss know they are letting Jews on the trains now?"

"What if the Luftwaffe come on to do a search, where do I go then??"

"IF the Fuhrer comes on the train now - how Should I greet him?"

"If I don't make it off this train, do you want my watch?"

"As a Jew on a German Train - should I not Travel for free?"


Am I a dick? Is anyone in the same boat? Am I sick????

Made me laugh, anyways.... :/

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Well... let me answer your question with another joke:
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one! We are highly efficient and don't have any humour.

Being a ticketinspector there's probably much more exhausting people in a train everyday but I still wouldn't think anyone of them considers WW2 jokes they've probably heard hundreds of times as too funny :P

Correct! And accurate....

Sooo German.

as almost german I've got to say:
"Auf den Nagel getroffen, mein Bester."
or:
Zug und Ordnung

Hey Sasha, did you throw them in german? That would be some next level shit. I could teach you ;)

Will you come here for events or courses anytime soon? I really like your podcasts. :)