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Well, since I’m back here posting this dreck, I’m gonna have to go with somewhere between “silent primal scream of sadness into the void,” and “not unwell.”

A leaking faucet is useful at least once a day. A broken faucet, never.

In the defense of a silent scream, can I recommend the pillownator3000, for all your primal needs. Its like being in a void without the desire to masturbate.