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"I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN. I HAVE NEVER BEEN, NEVER BEEN A TRAN"

HAHAHA always great posts @fyrstikken...UPVOTED

HaHA! Nice!

a man??? I'm confused, I thought he was a young Santa Claus..! lol

Keep posting...

Half Human - Half Machine! The lyrics of your song and your bio made me laugh out loudly. You made my day. Returning the favor with an upvote. Keep posting bro.

I absolutely loved this song.....I'm at work and snorted out loud....pure genius!!!!

Thanks for brightening up an otherwise dull and grey Wednesday at work.

I will look out for this on Itunes ;-)

Hehehe in this your posting @fyrstikken you make me laught.
I was earned your sing heheh with title i am a man..
At this time you entertain the steemian whit that song hahah...
Keep steem on @fyrstikken
Keeps steemian laughing...
Thanks for sharing...
I was comforted with this

ROTFL!!!! I love that you are a man... and that you can do all the things that you do... and that you have all the things you have... hahahahaaa.... It's been a long long time since I laughed so much! Thank you for this @fyrstikken!! <3

This is amazing haha
I'm glad that you have never 'stuck people with a knife'
Good Guy @fyrstikken

The crucial question: does the man know how to boil potatoes?

It does not rhyme with here and there!

boiling eggs is enough of knowledge for a man =)
trust me
man's food
https://steemit.com/food/@stuffy/healthy-food-stuffy-s-style


not advertising my post here, it's too old to be advertised. just sharing info

Haha.. I learned potatoes before eggs. And I grew up pretty quick. Here and there and everywhere...

and by the way, I'm 31 and I still suck at boiling eggs =)))
That's what my wife acknowledges every time I boil them =)))

It's easy as pie. Put them in water, make sure they are submerged. Turn on the heat and wait for it to boil. At boiling point, put the casserole to the side and turn off the heat. Let them sit for 7 min 14 sec. rinse with cold water and peel the eggs.

Let them sit for 7 min 14 sec

this exact time? =))))
this is where I failed all the time, I guess =)

The whole process explanation sounds like rocket science to me =)
I like boiling meat:

  1. throw meat in water
  2. boil (no exact time)
  3. eat

It's the simplest way I have found that is consistent with the size eggs I use.

and why suddenly a pie involved? -.-
hahaaha =)

Pies are a different beast. They also need eggs. I have a excellent recepie somewhere.

egg boiling is a bit more complex. It needs special vision and sense of time as well =))
Potatoes are just... potatoes, they forgive much more, comparing with eggs =)

this discussion is eggcelent!

I can smell terri-frying eggcelence here =))

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme;
Others do not.

In such a gender-confused world, it's refreshing to find someone certain of his identity!
Of course, liberals would point out that you identify as a man today. Could be that tomorrow you wake up and decide to be a black lesbian muslim woman! :))

LOL you made me laugh just before I am going to sleep. 😂😂😂😂
yes you are a man. 😃😃😃😃 just a perfect lyric to make a laugh.

Really stunning my bro @fyrstikken
I enjoy it.
Keep steem on my bro.

Great one @fyrstikken. You have absolutely nailed it with this song. Yes, I am a MAN, with two arms that could make and two eyes that could, a head with hairs and two legs to walk on. Yes, I am a man.
I sure sure now your gender crisis has been resolved highly effectively :)

I have put wrong upvote 25%. Noo!! 100%
Its incredible!!! You're my star XD

But I'm too shy to speak in public, you - well done!
Creative inspiration!
I Delight with new your works!
Bravo!

And that you are a real man - I just realized

Good stuff @fyrstikken! In this world where we are bombarded with information regarding people who are quite confused about who and what they are, it's nice to know there are still some normal people out there. Thanks for communicating this with such hilarity.

Thank you @fyrstikken. I know you posted in the comedy section but of course in a subtle way there is so much more to it than simple comedy.

I could easily thow this on my car stereo, turn up the volume, roll down the windows and cruise down main street in a gas guzzling muscle car with a big smile on my face.

You just made all men proud of being a man today. Cheers!

Following you now my friend...

Re-Steemed!

Thank you, laughed. The song is very funny :)

Finally I have the honor of seeing Mr @fyrstikken, Awesome song, That is my new ring tone!
I honestly didn't know about your YouTube channel, I did subscribe! It's brilliant man. I am Conspiracy Theory addict, read all of Dan Brown books.
Cheers
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I am a M A N .. Man , I drink Beer....

How did you not crack up while filming your music video? Was that take #37 or did you nail it on your first try?

Thank you for posting @fyrstikken.

So glad to hear you are not confused......especially regarding your gender.....why deny reality.

Orientation to reality is sanity.......thank you for reminding bleujay of this principle.

Appreciate your support and booster.

All the best to your endeavours. Cheers.

Your song can be taken in a few different ways. One could take it as a humorous song that gets listened to by artists and night club people, and you could also take it as a song about gay/transgender identity. I suppose it could be interpreted in other ways to, but I'm guessing you just meant to be creative. Funny, very funny.

1 mint 7$...omg...i need 1 week to get 1$
..
Its awosome dude

haha 3,5 weeks income just received by this comment =)))

nice song! The next song is expected.

Amazing @fyrstikken! You realized it!

from giphy.com

kjempebra!
What a man :) your not afraid to get on camera and have some fun, I have a new competition where I try to get people to have fun on camera, but it seems people out there are too shy :(
Hadet

Great song @fyrstikken - right up there with Muddy Waters. ...'I'm a MAN! Yeah!'

Love it!!!

Haha Nice post man good job! Keep up the posting

Great, wise and moral man
Thanks for sweet video

@fyrstikken I always knew you were a man even before you knew.

Funny lad!

You are very funny, @fyrstikken))

nice song i will sing that tonight when i dring few beers :)

Good for you! lol

I lovejuiced @Cr0wetic - finally he got out!

haha what a beauty

Now that's a tune that I can certainly puff puff and pass too!
Bloody brilliant!

Your playing guitar cause your a man
And you played it like a bot hahaha.. @fyrstikken

Hello Fyrstikken, I have been following you for a little while now and really like what you do for steemit platform which is helping it to head in the right direction. This made me to think what is there I can do to contribute. I did make a post today for a Steemit meet up in Prague that I would like to organize and could use some of your influence to spread the message across. It would be great if you could resteem it for me, possibly give me some feedback or point me in the right direction. Thanks ever so much and steem on! Thank you Tomas. You can check my post here: https://steemit.com/travel/@czechglobalhosts/steemit-quarterly-meet-up-in-prague-october-2017

So you are really a man! Now am assured that your not a bot!

We had a similar crisis so an emergency check in the mirror was called for. Thankfully we all were what we were the night before. But just shows that you never really know. Right? @fyrstikken

"Boil some eggs" - @fyrstikken You really are a man, cheers!

Haha great song!! Love your work!

Your replies to my comments are very confusing

They're obviously bot comments.

some times I am a bot, but today I am a man.

nice mate...glad to know theres also a person behind this wicked account..lol ;)

yes... half-man, half machine... is it a male bot? do bots have genders?

too good questions for a simple man to answer @anomiej, now I will be up all night thinking about that :)

let's just say... automated a bit =)))

Yes. A Bit automated. I have been testing out CleverBot on the Rice-Post from a few days ago, some of the comment-threads are super-funny to read :D

CleverBot is cool. It has russian vocabulary as well. Planning to implement something on Golos?
Or you just abandoned that project?


Maaan, that's a lot of automation =))) it's not "a Bit automated", it's somewhere between "a Byte" and "a KiloByte automated" =))))

these type of comment threads? =)))

Make a post with some funny CleverBot stuff, please!

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