Ultimate Zoo Battle, Round Fifteen Result: Human is Victorious!

in #comedy6 years ago

The coyote was fierce, but the human was crafty. Using a branch he found, the human sharpened it into a stabbing weapon. When the coyote rushed him, he let it bite onto his forearm, then with the free hand he stabbed the improvised wooden spear into the coyote's body over and over until it released his arm, dying soon after of blood loss.


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@alexbeyman,
Damn human won :D

Cheers~

We can be tricky that way! Way to go.

Youuuuu. You are too cruel to animals in that battle, I'm just lost for words.
At least once let the underdog win!!
Okay I'll go and cry a little, don't mind me.

Did the coyote even think it could win? Haha

Humans are incredibly great, can kill coyotes with deceit ... the best man.

once again man proclaims himself king of beasts, Tarzan was the proof of it.

That little dog had no chance against the killing machine.

Hi alex
That's what I thought, somehow the human would win and it was just a coyote. If it was more coyote, everything would have changed. Human for the win o/

I really agree with you @alexbeyman, human can beat anyone if he know how to do it

It was expected! Especially since these "humans" are pretty capable of turning any regular item into weapons, in fact they usually end up killing each other too, because they turn everything into a weapon, its really sad.

Such an interesting post once again.I like your talking style.Thank you sir @alexbeyman

Excellent!human force yeah!* now we move, who goes next...we find out in round 16!

Human is a great fighter.
I just hope the next opponent is going to be a 🐬

Yeah I knew human will definitely win. And more victories to come for human if he continues to be crafty

This would have been better with some rabies, mannn. Would have upped the stakes quite a bit. And, I'm certainly not just saying that because I would have laughed had the human died of rabies afterwards.

on the left winners are:
Gorrilla
Elephant
Grizzly
Rhino

on the right winners are :
shark
walrus
bonobo
human

Astounding! This is why it is always wise to bet against me!!!

I still gave my vote to the coyote, but good this time the intelligence won by force.

I didn't even noticed before that the human was in the Ultimate Zoo Battle. Glad Human winned, it just means that we're at the top of the fun chain at least for now ;)

The coyote will make a good "snack" for the human :P Team Human all the way!!! :)

Congrats to us humans!!!

We remain the undefeated and unscratched in battle. At least for now lolzzzz

Nicely done..
Humans have always been crafty with the weapons.
Next one is pretty interesting also..

I did say Humans are crafty! Clever little buggers they are, but I wanna see him try it against a Grizzly... or a Bee Swarm if the bee swarm wins somehow in the next battle..

humans always used weapons to fight
that is once human get the weapon they cant be defeated

Humans are the greatest beings on the planet. Coyote stands no chance against humans. Human is the victorious.

Wow a real human, not a couch potato one, and one that could think on his feet. Now all he has to do is not survive the wound festering, but all the festering peta lawyers. Hope he is not locked up awaiting charges before the next round.

Interesting story .. I agree with your opinion. Most humans are can ning.. Thank you for sharing @alexbeyman

Alex - The power of human brain wins this round... Very interesting...

+W+

Tricky creatures, these humans,I must say.