OK, so the story I wanted to share today is hilarious but a bit disgusting. However I can't share that story in case my son grows up and reads this. Since everything on Steemit is recorded in the Steem blockchain forever and ever, my wife promised me to seal my lips. But I'll give you a clue, the story had something to do with something brown, and it's not chocolate!
今天我本来想跟他家分享一个我儿子很搞笑但是有点恶心的故事。不过因为Steemit帖子会永远在，我不希望他长大了看到而怪我。 ：） 本来那个故事跟一个咖啡色的东西有关，而那个咖啡色的东西不是巧克力哦！
What an anticlimax you might say, well, here's another story to compensate for your loss.
为了来补偿，我跟他家分享另一个故事。
So my son went to childcare for the first time a couple of days ago. There my wife saw another child who was also new. His mum had just left him and he was looking a bit lost. Some tear and snot flowed freely. And then something interesting happened.
前两天我儿子是第一天去幼儿园。在那里我妻子看到了一个小男孩，他妈妈刚离开了他，他看上去有点伤心，脸上挂着一些眼泪和鼻涕。后来发生了一件有趣的事。
He started going around to all the tissue boxes in the childcare center and putting the tissues in his small bag.
他从幼儿园所有的纸巾盒里抽一张纸巾放到自己的书包里，就是说他看到一个纸巾盒就抽一张，直到他抽遍了教室内摆放的所有的纸巾盒。
When my wife asked him why he was taking tissues from each tissue box, he responded:
当我妻子去问他为什么要这么做时，他答道：
"because I will cry, and I can use the tissues to wipe away my tears.
“因为我会哭。我需要纸巾来擦我的眼泪。“
What a cute kid eh?
是不是很可爱？
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Gotta be prepared! I keep napkins in my glove box just in case shit goes down! The kid gets it! hahaha, thanks for sharing.
Haha yeah man
So my son went to childcare for the first time a couple of days ago. There my wife saw another child who was also new. His mum had just left him and he was looking a bit lost. Some tear and snot flowed freely. And then something interesting happened.
If the story gets here then all the steemit users who read it will be curious
Super, super cute. <3
How cute baby. God bless u child.
这么美丽，很好，你的儿子可以照顾别人照顾。
He's so cute !!
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Thank You for sharing
Thank you. :)
灰常可爱。
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谢谢。好的，followed. :)
哭得可爱 :)
哈哈谢谢
The first picture can be nominated for the cutest picture in the world contest @nextgen622
Thanks. :)
LOL I died
see you on the sunglasses lol
funy shot position :p
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Haha I'm crying with laughter I really liked the way you see your family :D
This must happen in nurseries all the time. Very cute child and looks very happy except the last photo but maybe just acting :)
Hahaha he is planning ahead, he knows the first day of school is tough! That's a very smart kid maybe he will be top in his class. Thanks for translating the post and for sharing this, you're awesome
Haha yeah that's right. :)
sweeetie haha
what a story he is very smart haha thanks for sharing
He thinks ahead. Very smart. Hope he enjoys daycare in the future
Omg, that is so cute, he know himself so well, and knows how to prepare for that moment!!! Knowing how to plan ahead is the key for successful people!! good start for him at school, haha
Haha this was good !
Cheers :)
hahaha
he is surely a combination of cute and funny :D
Haha yeah he is.
Sooooo cute
I am a big kid now and I love the secrets and winks. Does he have a GF yet?
Boys will be boys.
Haha not yet.
hahah I needed a good laugh after a hard day !!
Thanks for posting !
You're welcome. Glad you liked it. :)
poor baby crying ....
Super Cute
That's so cute ...
That's hilarious
Haha absolutely funny and cute at the same time 🤣
Nice blog, wish you lots of happiness and prosperity! :-) :-) :-)
LOL.. Don't worry, you can read my story about something brown. Which is not chocolate either. No shame in my game ;)
最后一张，怎么哭的如此伤心？
那张照片是他小时候拍的，都不记得他为什么那么伤心了。只是觉得他那时候哭得好可爱呀。
Lol, children are amazing! It continues to fascinate me the way they think and process information :) Thanks for sharing this!
This isn't helping my baby fever! Your baby is adorable, can't wait for more stories!
Thank you. :)
hehe.. so cute
OMG !! so cute cute funny funny baby.Love you lot.
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What a amazing child.,so cute ❤❤
Nice baby & cute story 😪😤Love You derling.
what a beautiful boy HIII
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That boy is so sweet
:D nice, @reangels
they are so cute at this age
I remember the first day of dropping my son off at the daycare, tears were most definitely present, actually there have been tears streaming down the face since daycare, preschool, Kindergarten and I can guarantee there will be some come first grade. Not from my son though, no, the tears are from me. Cute post!!
What a cute boy trying to be big boy, can even think of collecting tissue 😆 hope baby will be as smart when he's older! Where did his mommy go?
hahaha nice story upvoted i have written a story that is funny too please have a look thanks
https://steemit.com/story/@diverse-thinker/100-words-1-story-dilemma-of-leadership-today
cute kid!
All babies are cute at this age)))
Cute child! Planning in advance. :) He will go far once he grows up!
Haha... would like to see photos of your little son too, @nextgen622.