Hillary Clinton has become quite the notable person as of late, so it's best to educate yourself about her and who she is.
1. She's running for president.
On April 12th, 2015, it was officially announced that Hillary Clinton would be running for president in the United States of America.
2. She has previously ran for president.
In 2008, she tried to run for president, but Barack Obama was voted the Democratic presumptive nominee.
3. She is married to former US president Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton, the 42nd president, has been married to her for about 41 years.
4. She is a Democrat.
She's currently the primary Democratic presidential candidate.
5. If elected, she will be the first female President of the US.
This is due to the fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.
6. There was recently a scandal involving emails and servers concerning her.
Many were hoping she'd be forced to drop out of the election or be taken to jail as a result, but this didn't happen.
7. She is a reptilian humanoid, hellbent on creating a One World Government and enslaving the human race.
This is probably the most well-known item on this list, but it's still important that you know it. While she certainly isn't the first reptilian president, it is the first time three presidents in a row were reptilian. Because of the rather lengthy duration of mind control signals being sent all over America(anywhere from 20-24 years, depending on whether she's re-elected), it's quite possible that Hillary will be able to make the US transition from a democracy to a totalitarian dictatorship.
8. She has a daughter.
Obviously, since Hillary isn't a human being, the child isn't biologically hers or Bill's. Instead, she was kidnapped by a nurse from her mother's arms as a newborn infant.
9. She's been having an affair with Barack Obama.
Unfortunately for most reptilians, they are often forced to marry human beings for the sake of appearing normal. Being attracted to only their own species, it was inevitable that Barack and Hillary would eventually develop a romantic relationship.
10. She has tried to kill Bernie Sanders multiple times.
Bernie's true species is closely related to Hillary's, but as both of their species are incredibly racist and have similar goals(total domination of Planet Earth), they simply cannot get along and will do whatever they can to eliminate the other. She has attempted to poison him, stab him, and send bird minions to peck his eyes out, all of which failed.
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