Dress appropriately! No sandals. No Buddha tats! No beach wear! No dreadlock hair! No flesh laid bare! No short shorts. Just long johns. Hide your sex parts. Cover your ding dongs.
No exceptions, except for Americans, we've given up on you barbarians... so just pay and go, Yankees, right? I know, you know?
This is a holy place of all you can eat breakfast buffet dining. Eat gluttonously. Drink... appropriately. Preferably heavily? Spend ruinously. 15% gratuity.
Know your credit limits so that you may transcend them! Try to attain enlightenment with our new Meditation Mimosas! Pitchers half off on Sundays.
Your remark about Americans is prejudiced and unacceptable. A person who practices meditation can make such a comment?
Attend a course of sarcasm and then come back to comment my comments.