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RE: ✴️ LET'S GIVE AWAY SOME FREE "STEEM MONSTER" BOOSTER PACKS! 🎉

in #charlesfuchs6 years ago (edited)

You know how I said that I will not get into it because I was afraid that I would get addicted to it.

So I held out, then I said I was just going to check the monster, then people in MSP kept talking and talking about it and it felt like highschool again and you are the only one that is still a virgin and watching porn.

Then people were buying, trading and giving away booster packs like it was condoms before spring break that you had to get out of the room.

Then you saw the map discussions and the new monsters being discussed and then you heard that that they were lore building so you decided that it was a good time to be involved in the creative process because of all the Magic the Gathering, Yugi oh/Pokemon/Digimon and Dungeons and dragons you played that was a factor in your virginity so might as well use that an make up for that year.

Then you got yourself into the Discord, joined a lore building team and being so into the project and was tired of being the only virgin in the room so you snuck out and joined a party, saw this hot brunette who said she was into it.

She marveled you with her assets an boy was it nice to look at, you could not take your eyes off it! It was an epic rack!!!

A tiny voice in you whispered "let's do it" and you because you are dizzy with all you have heard, seen and being around so many awesome epicness that it couldn't hurt.

You went into the room and whipped out your Steem and slowly entered it into the hole provided.

It asked you one last time if you want in. Next thing you know you you blow you wad and is now empty and spent and you are no longer the virgin in the room.

You have popped your Steem monster cherry bit unfortunately no epic and legendary!!!

So here you are hoping your man Stacking will hook you up with the next sensation of opening a fresh pack of booster to use and have that feeling again hahahaha.

I would be happy for any epics you are not using because I still don't have any!! Just my rotten luck hahhaha