Found this MAGIC book - want your horoscope based on your birthday?

Eight weeks ago I found this book.

ZOLAR'S Horoscope & Lucky Number Dream Book was on top of a pile of junk on the side of the road. 

It was discarded in Sydney's annual clean up which turns streets into an apocalyptic scene with stuff everywhere and people with car trailers trawling the roads stopping only to load their trays with more treasures.

The book is my treasure. It is heavy in weight and expectations, this is ZOLAR's claim:

While there are many astrologers... There is only one ZOLAR: Author of over 50 million horoscopes, ZOLAR giver you a complete summary of his many years of experience in interpreting the 12 signs of the Zodiac. Let ZOLAR guide you as he has done millions the achievement of your heart's desire. There is not a better guide under the stars!

50. Million. Horoscopes! No. Big. Deal...

The book is divided into rainbow sections starting with horoscopes based on birth-days. Like this one:

It reads:

July 24th.

You posses a magnetic personality and affectionate disposition. You are fond of music and art, and enjoy the beautiful, refined, and aesthetic things in life. One aspect in this Horoscope indicates a tendency to self-indulgence, which should not be encouraged. You like to be pampered but this will only add to your difficulties when you come face to face with realities. You are best suited for an artistic or professional career. 

There are also horoscopes for relationships (based on both lovers horoscopes) and interpretations of symbols in dreams. 

Now my offer to you, do you want me to give you ZOLAR'S reading of your birthday? Or your relationship? 

If so, let me know your details in the comments below and I'll reply with ZOLAR's answer.

E.g. Birthday: 8th November OR Relationship: Leo/Aries.