Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 20 minutes. Meet me in the parking lot."
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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 20 minutes. Meet me in the parking lot."
Then you looked at him and said "Eww that's gross, obviously I meant me and the baby."
Too dark?