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Funny Puns

A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace (uno dos tres - pun: trace < = > tres)

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Don't spell part backward. It's a trap.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

How did I escape Iraq? Iran. (pun: I ran < = > Iran)

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. (pun: present tense, past tense < = > tense)

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist. (pun: missed < = > mist)

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freedomshift (63) 6 years ago

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jennabrooke (25) 6 years ago

It’s OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.

What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant.

Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase? Because he only had a little trunk.

What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants? A pair of swimming trunks.