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Damn, I was hoping you would be rich my now.

I'll make it somehow. Idk how to get upvotes very well apparently lol it is what it is.

You were at least the first to prove getting hit by a car doesn't work, no telling how many steemer's lives you have saved today.

I think you have to bring something new to steemit to get the whales attention, but I am not very good at getting upvotes either.