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@writermaximus - EXAMINATIONS ARE PAINFUL
This tyrant, this sadist, this monster was the inventor of examinations.
If you needed someone to blame (or curse), this is the guy for you.
Because I don't know why someone would sit down and of all things in this life, decide to invent something that will cause pain to innocent kids for decades to come.
His mates were inventing helicopters and penicillin – useful things!
But noooo, this asshole decided to invent pain.
Do you hate exams too? There is a protest going against the inventor of examination and his followers after he was discovered, want to join the team #nomoreexams?
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@writermaximus/examinations-are-painful
@diebitch - Totally real Valentines day statistics
A large part of the population still does not wear bright pink or blood red on Valentine's Day but rather just tries to lay low or ignore it. The following graphs, which I created but in which my various personalities had input, demonstrate that it is true:
How do you think single people spend Valentine's Day? Well, that depends on whether you're a man or a woman.Men want to be single on V-Day, and women don't. It is a bad generalization, but from my experience, it is absolutely true.
The theory behind how you feel about valentine as a single or married person, you might want to choose your status before you read this.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@diebitch/totally-real-valentines-day-statistics
@oldsoulnewb - Talkin' 'bout the transgender agenda.
I can understand why Politically Conservative people, especially Politically Conservative men, are afraid of transgender people. Having spent more than a little time among both communities, I can tell you, those trans bitches are tough. If you get them mad enough to come at you, they're going to kick your ass, and probably tell you how ugly you are while they do it. Politically Conservative men are afraid of everything that can kick their ass.
I know I sound like an 'ally' so far, and that's because I really am. I do, however, have a few pointers for the trans community that will help improve relations with the rest of the world.
Was that an annoying read? Well, he's not sorry and you're invited to read the whole of it especially the last paragraph to calm yourself down after all.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@oldsoulnewb/talkin-bout-the-transgender-agenda
@diikaan - Just A Peaceless Outburst
I am usually a very happy human being who doesn't really allow external forces to dictate my happiness. I smile every time I can, it doesn't matter if someone just died, I still smile, after all the world is overpopulated. I have come to the realization that it is very easy to be happy especially in a country like Nigeria where no one respects the law. I once beat the traffic light and the policemen on duty caught up with me only to congratulate me on my driving skills. I replenished their car and human tanks and they were more than happy that the day's job was done.
Those smiles definitely didn't last long, thanks to him realising much earlier than some annoyingly smiling people that the country is messed up right now.
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@diikaan/just-a-peaceless-outburst
@ovey10 - How To Wish Your Two Girlfriends Happy Birthday And Not Get Caught
I use to be a play boy but not a critical one actually because I wasn't enjoying the whole stuff and needed back my focus. There's a heavy duty with being a play boy and I am not ready for that anymore because I know what I would have achieve with those critical brainstorming I use to do to excape being caught in the act of cheating. Sometimes the two of my girlfriends would want to come and visit me on the same day and you all know what means, I would have to draw my calculations make sure I do the physics properly because a slight mistake in my calculations will cause plenty commotion and that is what I am not ready for but I am ready to cheat.
Not sure if this guide will be of any help to a guy with more than two girlfriends or a man having more than two wives secretly but just have a read, it might just help a little bit.
@george-dee - Over a decade ago, age wasn't just a number
I can't believe that I have grown up to the stage where I can confidently say that age is just a number, there was a time telling people my age was a big problem. I am from a family of giants and we look older than our age, this has made people treat me with so much respect.
My age was my biggest secret and I will do anything to prevent people from knowing it.
His mother gave him an embarrassment that changed the "age isn't just a number thing" for him. Who else is wondering how him and his siblings get past some doors as the giants they are claiming to be?
https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@george-dee/over-a-decade-ago-age
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
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Thank You so much for the mention @comedyopenmic
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