You should sync your efforts with someone from Belgium. He will creep his post towards Austria and you will push towards the Czech and Polish border. At a pace of 1 km per day, you'll be done with Germany in less than two years.
And I hear Czech ladies are pretty!
I know a few, and they are.
Do you think we could get a European subsidy for our Squeeze Germany Project?
I don't think Chancellor Merkel would deny that request.