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We're going back there to move the border post another meter tonight. That'll teach them.

You should sync your efforts with someone from Belgium. He will creep his post towards Austria and you will push towards the Czech and Polish border. At a pace of 1 km per day, you'll be done with Germany in less than two years.

And I hear Czech ladies are pretty!

I know a few, and they are.

Do you think we could get a European subsidy for our Squeeze Germany Project?

I don't think Chancellor Merkel would deny that request.