I think one thing that has become apparent to most of us on Steem is that we need to create some Applications that bring value to the crypto space, allow people to transact and utilize their cryptocurrencies in meaningful and profitable ways.
That is why I've partnered with some of my former colleagues to bring the community DMACS.
*Don't miss the train which rhymes with chain.
We are currently working on the White Paper, The Application and Designing the specific features that will innovate seamless partnerships, and benchmark plug-and-play web-readiness.
We have found that studies show that people like to feel good and when you support the DMACS token and think it will make you rich in the future that provides many enriching feelings that are good. These good feelings will lead to repeated use of our powerful and unique application that we will be building at some point in the future.
To give you a quick glimpse into how this SteemApp will work, investors will be able to send us Bitcoin, LTC, or Steem and we will run it through our powerful servers with specialized algorithms and transfer DMACs in return. We are currently working with large exchanges possibly Bittrex, Binance and Polonoiex to get our fast blockchain-like token listed with many great trading partners.
We hope that DMACs will also be accepted at several retail outlets upon release. Our related website which is totally a Steem Product without all the time prohibiting features of actually connecting it to the blockchain will be built at some time in the future and will also architect dynamic e-commerce at some point in the future.
In addition, this will bring a huge amount of value to the Steem Community and if you want Steem to be successful you only need to send me steem or delegate to @whatsup and I will use those funds carefully to fund my successful projects and lifestyle.
For every Steem delegated to @whatsup you will receive 10 or so DMACS, carefully tracked in a spreadsheet, by @makeupmyname and audited regularly by those that you should find trustworthy.
We find by utilizing the word SCAM spelled backwards in our name that will appeal to those who like shady deals as long as they feel they can profit from said deal... Also we have included the manditory d at the beginning of the name which studies show adds value!
I am really looking forward to working with the community to continually leverage other's superior architectures. No need for research or to ask any questions just send money!!!
This is a joke, do not send money or delegate.
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haha, awesome
You should actually start taking delegation and in return make ironic posts for people like this, and make the delegation like 100 SP, which is nothing right now,
just start accumulating SP from people and see if you can get legit delegation....
go farther with this just why not, just go ahead and do it twto make a point it will be welcomed by all and will be helpful because if anyone starts posting these scammy projects and gets taken seriously, u can just bring up Dmacs
Not a bad idea!
I suspect this of being a whopper.
haha!
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Need a slick infographic. I find that this artist really nails it:
WOW - great clip. Somehow I missed that one. . . till now! Al Yankovic is a highly intelligent human being.
I've just sent you all my steem, before I read down to the bottom - I was sold on it!!
...can I get it back, please...?
lol, you are hysterical.
With such a clear timeline and concise explanations what could possibly go wrong 🤣
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I almost fell for this! Lol. I think those of us who want better for this community will definitely be looking for ways to send you delegations upto the point they see through the sarcasm.
Happy holidays @whatsup ♡
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Will people use DMAC to buy Big Macs?
I noticed someone already made a similar joke in the comments after. :(
We expect to be deploying fast food interfaces in the near future!
Can I buy a burger with my vote? WILL IT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN? PLZ ONLY FOR THIS AT LEAST
I really want to flag this question and call you names right here, but... lol
...and let´s not forget: Once the daily volume exceeds 100 million USD, Dmacs team will (maybe) consider to move back to the Steem-platform from our exernalized BTS-shitcoin-cash cow. That means incredible wave of glorious BENEFICIARIES will set the STEEM prize on fire. It is a great chance for Steem, everybody please now delegate to DMACS. I am the propaganda and behaviour modification expert of Dmacs, and I don´t want to scare you but everybody who has NOT delegated by sunday midnight, will be flagged by one of our friendly Dmacs votingbots each loaded with 10 Million Steempower until the unwanted behaviour is modified. It is a advanced form of operant conditioning, completely automated by AI.
it will be a bright future for STEEM - here is a sneak preview to our "internal" white-paper/roadmap
Do you have a MVP of this new DAPP?
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Wow looks like you’ve been working really hard on Xmas, not taking a day off is so like you. Your hard work will pay off, great job! Monies sent and #inscamwetrust has my vote!
Much like Sheldon, I'm getting better at detecting sarcasm.
I think.
Seriously concerned about some people's reasoning skills.
Too bad you didn't add steemconnect delegation links to @null. Take all those eager-but-gullible investors out of the mix for at least 5 days. E.g.:
https://steemd.com/tx/f319c30aeb45be4757f1f9354291ab4215a63c05
ha, that's interesting!
What! You mean it wasn't genuine?!
I have too confess it took a little while for the suspicion to creep in with me...I was near the end before my suspicions were fully confirmed.
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Should have left this part out:
It sounded so bizarre that I thought it must be a great idea, and was legit getting ready to send some delegation.. 🤣
No really.. I was gonna delegate.. 🤪
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Damn you! I started off with high hopes before I realised I was just being gullible. I have now lost all my trust in you. 😭
Oh shit, this was good. Money has been sent. Hope you use it well and give me my coins. #INSCAMSWETRUST. Oops, I mean #INDMACSWETRUST
Baha. You read it!! Kudos.
Yes, surprisingly, I actually do read the posts of the few people that I like and find worth investing my time into.
We have a bet going to see who really reads it, nothing against you personally 😉
Was I one of those who didn't read it? I know a lot of people don't read.
MIscommunication going on here. NO you are not one who did not read. Yes manybdo not read that was the bet between some of us in SS. Who would read?
Ah ok.
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Just come across your account recently when @nathen007 resteemed your post (yeah, I live under the rock quite a lot) and love your spirit and attitude.
What's not to love about a project that promises so much? I'm all in!!!! 😎
THANK you @whatsup this is promising project! Such innovation and I look forward to seeing your whitepaper and I'll be delegating . Any Min. on delegation? /s
True!
I will delegate bigly as soon as the money from that deserving prince is deposited in my bank account. Should be any minute now.
I'm still waiting! :)
This is some real DWeb 3.0 shit. I'm in. For all of it!
@whatsup can I send a 1000 SP Delegation to you on the 27th since that is When my 1000 SP will be Freed UP from the dstors or dcommerce or whatever that Fantastic Project was that I went into so BLINDLY ???
Hehe I love that man👆🏽🎅🥃
Delegations start at 1000 SP.
Right?
That is correct! And the distribution of the tokens might be slowed down by infighting or other unforeseen obstacles.
Screw DMACS, buy ButtBits...
Hahaha! Very good joke! Actually we have seen some of these projects without any objective but enriching those who launched them.
Steem on
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Hilarious... and so close to the real thing it's almost scary :-/
Oh WOW! Can't wait to receive my 10 or so DMACS :D (squeee) SO excited!!
Any early bird bonus ;)
It's not everyday you find a really good satire. This was awesome. I hope you aren't referring to decentralized Stars (or something like that)
Hahaha
This paragraph nailed it for me
I'm going to delegate and flag anyone that asks questions
Just wait until I get my 1.3 MIL Steem power
You got it! The d stars of steem oh wait was that bts oh no I meant wls. 😬
Wow! At first, I was excited to hear about the potential even though I wasn’t impressed with the name... That got cut off pretty quickly as the “too good, to be true” bug got to me. Would have been great for April Fool’s!
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Hi @whatsup, I'm @checky ! While checking the mentions made in this post I noticed that @makeupmyname doesn't exist on Steem. Maybe you made a typo ?
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.😂😂 Maybe one day it will exist.
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