-En pleno acto sexual una viejita dice a su marido:
-Pareces un teléfono celular!!!
-El viejo orgulloso dice:!
-¿Vibro mucho?
-No chico, al entrar al túnel se te cae la señal.
El chiste de hoy es: ༼ಢಢ༽ el celular!!! 😆
-En pleno acto sexual una viejita dice a su marido:
-Pareces un teléfono celular!!!
-El viejo orgulloso dice:!
-¿Vibro mucho?
-No chico, al entrar al túnel se te cae la señal.
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