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Excuses, excuses, Eric! You should have just gotten someone to hook up an IV to your arm and took the party to the plane. If any of the stewardesses tried to stop you, then you could just beat them with the IV pole. If that plan should fail, then you could always just piss yourself and pray that no one wants to touch a soiled man. See? You've just gotta plan ahead and you could have had an even better time!

On a serious note, I don't blame you. I personally have to drink whiskey before flying though, haha. I cannot do flights sober at all, man. My anxiety makes it a living hell for hours if I'm not slightly shitfaced before take off, lol.