It's not everyday you find a really good satire. This was awesome. I hope you aren't referring to decentralized Stars (or something like that)

Hahaha

This paragraph nailed it for me

We find by utilizing the word SCAM spelled backwards in our name that will appeal to those who like shady deals as long as they feel they can profit from said deal... Also we have included the manditory d at the beginning of the name which studies show adds value

I'm going to delegate and flag anyone that asks questions

Just wait until I get my 1.3 MIL Steem power