My Top 10 funniest business quotes

Here are my top 10 funniest business quotes

A business meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

• Unknown

The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

• Lilly Tomlin

The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.

• Roy L. Smith

There’s no secret about business success. Did you ever know a successful business man who didn’t tell you about it?

• Kin Hubbard

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

• Robert Frost

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

• J. Paul Getty

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

• Spike Milligan

A business consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
-Unknown

A business expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

• Unknown

Never interrupte your business competitor when they are making a mistake.

• Akpe Emmanuel