I have heard the phrase "cunty balls" before, but this is the first time I have seen it written down. I never realised how much of an oxymoron it was until now. I like it more! lol.
Also..
Fuck no. I will be there. I don't drink but I will bring some crack for us! lol.
Hehe, it's a brilliant oxymoron. Always loved it for that.
Good to hear, I'll bring a pipe! ;0)