hahaha so no cat huh? Hey it could be worse, where you live it could have been an elephant or a tiger or some such animal you may or may not have tripped over.
Just give me a shout if you need any assistance with those buggers @johannpiber OR @tattoodjay, I am locked and loaded, with my water pistol, I forgot where I left the shotgun. That's Jackie O'Silver for ya.
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@farm-mom we have solved the object that I tripped over, as @johannpiber reminded me what it was. I have genuine Russian, Siberian, Mongolian fur hat made in China that I wear in winter. I must have gotten into bed with it still on my head and taken it off at some stage in the night
Good thing my reply as everyone can get to know everyones tricks. A lady with a water pistol, a mountain goat scared of his fur being wetted and even that lady that owns this #silverbloggers house taking sides 🤣
At least that mountain goat will not have to go to the doctor to get shotgun pellets out of his bum and the @farm-mom threat to wash him seemed to work to keep him in line.
I have no idea who Jackie O'Silver is, but if @farm-mom and @lizelle are so impressed by him, then we should invite him to this community. We need all of the airy-fairies to join here 🤣
Blessings to all of you and if anyone gets offended by any of my replies, I will freely send you the number of the great African witchdoctor that is my counsellor.
So glad to hear the cat/hat mystery is solved. But a picture would be further evidence to convince Jackie O (Onassis) Silver aka farm-mom that it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
It could be just a whopper of a story from the witchdoctor.😂
Hahaha, you people with your witchdoctor beliefs 🤣
A friend @johannpiber reckons it is a ghost that not only wears the hat at night but also helps himself to the delicacies in our fridge. He also thinks that is the ghost that makes our squirrels to disappear.
But of course he is an Austrian mountain goat and they know such things. So now I sleep with the hat under my pillow every night just in case you know? 😜
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hahaha what an imagination!! I don't believe in ghosts. But hat under pillow, not a bad idea, at least you won't trip over it.
They say that us South African's can always make a plan my dear 🤣
I also don't believe in ghosts, but as you must have noticed, the Austrian mountain goat @johannpiber and me love to have fun, as it lifts our spirits.
Life is too short to go about crying so best is to rather smile, as it wipes the tears away.
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Life is too short and too seriousto not try to have fun and be stupid whenever possible 😂 so let's believe in 👻 and let them scare the serious people away 🤣
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Yep, water can wash away all this nice odor I have built up over the years. So I'm very careful when some of this wet stuff is around 🤣
You mean the one who reads my future as well as my health from old bones he throws on the ground? No, my friend, you could never offend me and so I hope this witchdoctor stays south of the equator 😜
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Yes indeed water is a great solution, but at times I have ro take the shoe off and walk around like a drunk cripple to search for a stick to scratch the stuff out in the grooves of the sole. A studious and stinky task.
My eyes are fixed on the camera visor as I walk along to keep my focus on the flying eagle so I have to trust that my shoes will find the way. But alas, and drats, as at times they step right into that stuff.
Ah! Great that you remember the witchdoctor and I have forgotten that I told you about his amazing skills. He told me at our last consultation that he was waiting for some crocodile eyes, so that he can turn them into sight for my shoes. Then my shoes can watch out for landmines so that I don't step into them 🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha,
I think your shoes are doing it on purpose. They might not be able to see, but the certainly can smell. So I believe even with crocodile eyes they will step into this stuff 🤣
They are jealous on your camera. Maybe you should talk to your shoes sometimes ... a nice good morning might be enough for a day ✌️😄
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Ah! Thank you for the sage advice here Hannes.
From tomorrow morning I will spray my shoes with Marian's stink stuff. I think she uses some japanese spray Issi se Jacket or Issy make nie kak nie or something like that 🤣
Then the shoes will have a mindshift and instead of leading me into landmines, they will lead me to young unmentionable girls 💗💗💗
Thank you for this great solution 😉
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You're welcome my friend, I always help if my help is needed - have fun, but take care of your tongue and other things ... 🤣
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Amazing that you mention my tongue, as I have jusy gotten a whole bag of garlic. So I will eat 6 garlic cloves every day. That should keep all comers at bay 🤣
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Too funny! ok the water pistol is holstered. Now I am laughing with you.
Hm, I don't know if I can trust you. Are you sure you don't hide a full water bucket behind your back? 🤣
Have a wonderful weekend @farm-mom 🌞
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LOL @farm-mom, a water pistol sounds more like it for our Jackie O'Silver🔫
Hey @lizelle,yes, I will do the water pistol for sure, the shotgun is just for show.😅