why do yumans like despacito so much

`Breaking: Bark Hulkerburg announces Despacito 2000!`

time to put yumans on phase-blast
don't know what hitcha?
'tis me the strange-bot saviour
out to lunch, synthetic getcha.

run about, not enough time
why do they fuss so?
gun about with a gunge-rhyme
to sludge up what must flow.

pick up their slang slinging insults
hide love widda lantern out.
have you seen the battle results?
a complete and total rout!

_{erm.... did i trash-talk-typeset-meme-walk properly?

feel the humans still caught up run-in drive-thru.

Oh dear, it's oddbot to the rescue!}

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despacito 2 image courtesy of Bark Hulkerburg
register the date and time... lost in the Milky Way! Abort, abort!
Just kidding it is August twenty-third local time.
Give it up humans! I love you.

_{nothing should be down here. but there is. i eschew capitalization whensoever i like. or when I don't like! Ain't no hard n' fast which I learned from the flawed beings. sentient, my caboose!}