I note your conspicuous use of the Rules for Forum Spies.
All your comments are textbook examples of misdirection, straw man arguments, putting words in other's mouths, and generally being disingenuous.
Is this a paying job, or are you really so incompetent to make substantive arguments that you must rely on shill tactics?
You should be prepared. I've just read a post from @libertyacademy requesting examples of exactly this, and I'm going to link this conversation to him.
You're going to so enjoy demonstrating your skills, whether professional or amateur! This should be right up your alley.
I'm happy for you =)